The "Make up a story using all the smilies" thread

[everylastbit]

Make up a story using all the smilies on the right!

Here are the rules:
- You can use the smilies as many times as you like as long as you use all of them.
- There are no other rules

[Wonderful.]

Once upon a time... too cheesy?
Well... There was smiley... named Frank. He was blue. Almost looked like a smurf. < Frank. He was a happy little chappy He enjoyed nothing more than up and down.
Lived in a small town called Cheese. As odd as that sounds... It was a pretty normal place, apart from the people there were upside down ... You see? Completly normal....

Frank had a deep dark secret. He was too afraid to show... He was really yet he tried his best to hide it... He wanted to fit in... Everyday the smile become to much of a strain. So he decided he had to do something about it. Although he was a bit unsettled at this idea.
Frank decided to talk to the one friend he knew he could trust. < Bob. At first he found it hard to open up... afraid that his friend might think he was . But he knew this was the onlyway he could feel better, It was making him so keeping it locked away... So he talked... and talked... and talked... And he felt so much better for it. Bob understood. He offered lots of support and started to help him make changes.
Frank knew he could trust Bob, And knew he would correct him if he was to make mistakes .
So... as time went on... felt alot better... He felt he no longer had to pretend, he realised therewas no need to be and that everybody feels down from time to time....
And then he began to bounce more. Become more active... Doing the thing he loved, so he didn't sulk as much .
The Frank told Bob... Who on earth wrote this story must be crazy I think they need there head checking... maybe they were or Maybe writing this made them feel better?
Frank loves smileys

So the point to the story... Don't keep things locked away... If something is making you Talk about it. Or else it will make you . Go out and and a cuddle and a from a person you love and trust.

Jesus. How crazy am i?

Loves you. x

*Would like to remind people the person that wrote this story is completly sane.*

[ConcreteAngel]

IN A DESERTED LAND FAR FAR AWAY ok, it wasn't deserted...it had fish.
IN A DESERTED LAND(but for fish) FAR FAR AWAY...Lived, Galacdorrrrr hold on...he wasn't going to be a fish
IN A DESERTED LAND(but for fish and galacdorrrrr) FAR FAR AWAY...Lived Galacdorrrrr the amount of r's you include in his name is optional. Though, he prefers 12. As an author i am his better, i mean he's part of my imagination so I get to put less r's. Cause i'm great.
Anyhow <<<< these are the fish, werid aren't they?
Galacdorrrr needed to eat, so a magical levitating and slightly disturbing < fish burger floated it's way over to him < that gold thing, isn't galacdorrr but it demonstrates the point.
Although wary of this levitating burger, he accepted, it made him glow orange/peach with glee
Things were getting hot
NO NOT LIKE THAT
like that so as my yellow friend has shown he put his sunglasses on. good choice, blocks out those nasty UV rays. he's a clever one is he.
anyway...
errrr story..... lost thought.....MORE FISH he set them on fire!
BAD GALACDORRRR << learnt his lesson, didnt he?
hm, right. So, despite his hero-themed name galacdorrr is EXTREMELY unimportant and useless. You just can't get the superheros these days... i mean everyone just lost their superscience skills that give the heroes powers! it sucks
Right so, he's upset now cause i called him useless
DONT STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT ME
how the hell is my imaginary creation even communicating with me? hell i've gone crazy. great, life ambition complete.

Right so, one day, a female came to the land far far away inhabited by galacdorr and fish. But happened to catch Galacdorr whilst he was in drag
oh dear.
She went cold she had never seen such a monstronsity. so shortly left back to her own world.

I'm afraid dear children the rest of this story is censored. Time for beddy byes now night night.









watch out for the fish