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Old 13-02-2008, 05:46 PM   #61
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- Caffrey's beer always tastes like glue. Why do people buy it?

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Old 13-02-2008, 05:50 PM   #62
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-Living with boys is a billion times easier than living with girls.
Thank you, you've calmed me a little - I'm living with four boys next year, next to our other friends - another six boys - and I was panicking a little :)

- No matter how useful you think it'd be to let them know how you're doing, never, ever email your parents when you come back from a night out. You will regret some of the things you've said in the morning.

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Old 13-02-2008, 06:25 PM   #63
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- cheap energy drinks are a god send
- its very unlikely that you will ever be in bed by 3am
- theres no such thing as just having a few drinks, you get hammered everytime.
- students will always be criticised in the local papers for destroying the town/ city etc.
- your hallway will be full of random items 'borrowed' from places when you were drunk.
- there will always be bags of mouldy bread around your kitchen that were forgotten.
- people will always steal your milk
-join as many societies as you can, there is no time to be shy!
- anything free with the papers becomes a wall decoration.



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Old 13-02-2008, 08:36 PM   #64
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If you live in student accomodation you WILL hear your flatmates having sex, the walls will be paper thin and the beds will be squeaky.
My house mates woke me up having sex this afternoon 3 times.
&& I had a friend stay, man that was akward.

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Thank you, you've calmed me a little - I'm living with four boys next year, next to our other friends - another six boys - and I was panicking a little :)
I live with two lads, chillax it's all good :)

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- your hallway will be full of random items 'borrowed' from places when you were drunk.
- anything free with the papers becomes a wall decoration.
-Wheelie bins are hoarded, the more the better.
-Even the things not free become a wall decoration.

-Once you start uni you realise how small the world is. People know people who I've been talking to even though they live hundreds of miles away.
-Rumours spread round the uni like wildfire. Those at Staffs will no doubt have heard of the infamous toilet girl.

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Old 13-02-2008, 08:57 PM   #65
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- Some people just cannot share & you'll have to arrange yourself around them.



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Old 13-02-2008, 09:01 PM   #66
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toilet girl? ahhh i wanna knoww



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Old 14-02-2008, 04:58 AM   #67
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Toilet girl was found with her boobs out, trousers round her ankels giving herself "pleasure time" in the toilets of the night club I work in.

She also works at the other SU bar.

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Old 14-02-2008, 05:20 AM   #68
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Ew.

Just, ew.

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Old 14-02-2008, 05:21 AM   #69
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The bouncers found her.
Aparently it was "phone sex"

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Old 14-02-2008, 05:53 AM   #70
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That is so wrong. So very wrong.

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Old 14-02-2008, 12:05 PM   #71
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Old 14-02-2008, 02:24 PM   #72
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- Normally you get scolded for drinking too much, but when you go to uni your mates force-feed you alcohol until you're completely smashed.



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Old 14-02-2008, 02:45 PM   #73
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- No matter how useful you think it'd be to let them know how you're doing, never, ever email your parents when you come back from a night out. You will regret some of the things you've said in the morning.
Totally,TOTALLY second this.

It's also not a good idea to pass the phone to other people when you're on the phone to your parents either. God. Really not.

When you're hungry,but have no food, sleep.
You will know the names of most if not all of the barmen/ladies at your SU's.
If someone offers you something, no matter what, and it's free,you'll take it.




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Old 15-02-2008, 01:36 AM   #74
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My house mates woke me up having sex this afternoon 3 times.
&& I had a friend stay, man that was akward.
haha, I disturb one of my flatmates a lot, but its amusing more than anything -) (and sometimes we just bounce on the bed to annoy him)

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-Rumours spread round the uni like wildfire.

yep, I am pregnant with a gay guys (big gay pauls so people will get the idea) baby -/
well,I was last year


-lecturers sometimes notice if you are never there and you get letters asking you about it -/



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Old 16-02-2008, 01:22 AM   #75
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- breaking into peoples rooms while their away and removing all their things incl. the bed will be a source of amusement for weeks



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Old 16-02-2008, 01:24 AM   #76
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-however, while stealing peoples doors might be funny, security/block warden/cleaners wont be happy!!



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Old 16-02-2008, 12:54 PM   #77
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- breaking into peoples rooms while their away and removing all their things incl. the bed will be a source of amusement for weeks
Surely that's just plain stupidity.

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Old 16-02-2008, 02:31 PM   #78
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- breaking into peoples rooms while their away and removing all their things incl. the bed will be a source of amusement for weeks
That's ridiculous.

If someone did that to me they wouldn't find it funny when I found out. At all. No one I know would find that amusing.

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Old 16-02-2008, 04:28 PM   #79
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- You may THINK you have reached the level of "as drunk as one possibly can get"...

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Old 17-02-2008, 12:07 AM   #80
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That's ridiculous.

If someone did that to me they wouldn't find it funny when I found out. At all. No one I know would find that amusing.
well isnt it good it didnt happen to you



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