-You can and will talk to anyone with a drink in your hand
-THe more drunk you are the easier it is to talk to strangers/
-The smoking area can and will become a battle field.
- There is no point in looking for the exact change for the washing machines. That last 10p is never accepted, then you have to shove a quid in and waste 90p.
- 90p is a precious amount of money.
- No matter how great it was when they called in the first few weeks, phonecalls from your parents soon become very, very irritating when they constantly ask "How are you doing for money?".
- Laundry becomes necessary ONLY when you have no underwear left for the next day.
-and asda/tescos is too far away to buy more cheaply
(I sadly spent my summer doing this cos my washing never made it to the washing bag and I was working 40 hours a week)
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkenButterfly
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-tesco value vodka and biscuits get you through exam/essay times
eww, asda vodka is drinkable, asda smart price vodka is however crap!!
Nobody knows, nobody cares that I die on the inside
Nobody sees the lie that is me, as I smile on the outside
if youi go to southampton then jestestrs is ledgent
riding in ambulances is fun
as is sitting on peopels' floor eating kebabs
coming home and going on ryl
ha
~communal bathrooms become a meeting place (maybe thats just my dorm...)
~people apparently cant use microwaves and set off fire alarms
~the guys halls smell :P
~doing laundry will become a luxury... you'll wait until the absolute last outfit cause you wont have money!
~you will get really close to people in your dorm (especially if tis on the other end of campus)
~dining hall food? you'll LOSE 15 pounds instead of gaining it :P
~don't party too much, but don't become a hermit and just do coursework 24/7
~acting crazy/like a little kid is cool :D
~getting mail is awesomeeee
“The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”
“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”
- mail is the highlight of everyones day, fact we cant wait til it arrives
- your flatmate may have sounds speaker system, avoid at all cost, he will wake you up and stop you from going to sleep
- avoid the arcade machines in the common room, its expensive and not fun
"Its not how long a star shines, what is remembered is the brightness of the light"
-First year is better than your second
-You find out pretty much everyone talks bollocks and is a wanker.
-Halls is better than living in a house
-Having your uni near a train station is amazing
-Not having to ever pay back a student loan..because you don't have one.
-Living with boys is a billion times easier than living with girls.
-Other peoples unis are more fun
I'm glad I learnt a load of stuff on my own accord rather than stay at home and have some crap job..being miserable.
- Punctuality becomes a thing of the past
- If you want to eat, get a job
- At first the people you live with will seem like the best people in the world. This isn't true.
- Drunk and in the toilets in a bar is the perfect place to meet new friends
Wars will be started over who leaves teabags in the sink.
No matter how many weeks you've lived in your house, you will always forget bin day.
Staying in bed till 4 in the afternoon is not unusual.
If you live in student accomodation you WILL hear your flatmates having sex, the walls will be paper thin and the beds will be squeaky.
There is a society for every pasttime every invented!
- Your brain doesn't work so well when your hungover
- Trying not to mix your drinks is futile.
- There is always something better to do than coursework.
- Asda smart price larger is actually ok!
