How many bruises on you right now?
I have no idea, I don't keep track.
You talked to an ex today, correct?
Yes.
Have you stayed in a hospital?
Yes.
Is trust a big issue for you?
I'm not sure.
What are you excited for?
DIXIE CHICKS. Also seeing some people this week hopefully.
What happened tonight?
Tonight hasn't happened yet. I will probably sulk and do work.
What is the last beverage you had?
Orange and peach squash.
How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
ETA: just remembered one!
What are you gonna do Saturday night?
*checks calendar*. See my cousin.
What are you going to spend money on next?
Topping up my pissing oyster AGAIN and replacing soap bag items left at the house of a fellow Salad Fingers enthusiast.
The last time you felt broken?
At afternoon tea yesterday I thought I had a chocolate cupcake and it turned out to be coffee. Foxtrot. This. Sierra.
ETA: now it's all the bloody typos I've had to correct in my own responses to this quiz!
Have you had a soft drink today?
Always.
Are you starting to realise anything?
That I need to stop being a troll.
Are you in a good mood?
Indifferent.
Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
Ceeb.
Are your eyes the same colour as your dad’s?
His are more blue than mine I believe.
What do you want right this second?
More time.
What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
.
Is your current hair colour your natural hair colour?
Yes apart from dip-dyed ends.
Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
No.
What was the last thing that made you laugh?
My sister announcing as we went to sleep that if anyone snored, breathed or sniffed, she would "torch this place".
Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Yes.
Does everyone deserve a second chance?
I think so.
Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
I can't even remember the last boy I spoke to, ha.
Are you one of those people who never drinks water?
I only drink water if I have failed to be prepared and brought squirty squash with me.
Listening to?
You Are More by Tenth Avenue
Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
Only if I'm too lazy to find a pen.
Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
Yes.
Who did you last call?
Probs my mum.
Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
.
When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
See cupcake debacle mentioned previously.
Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
When do I not embarrass myself?
Do you tan?
Burn.
If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
No.
Who was the last person to call you?
The person who is going to be my landlady as of today.
Do you sing in the shower?
Yes.
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Marie's Hen Party. Which reminds me that they still haven't sent me the jpgs
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Sometimes but that doesn't stop them being the best thing ever.
Is Christmas stressful?
Not really.
Ever eat a pierogi?
Don't know what this is. Unless it's brown or yellow probably not.
Favorite type of fruit pie?
Who ate all the pies?
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Ballet dancer (lol), primary school teacher, doctor.
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Every time I mark my year 11 papers and they still think it's OK to draw a bar chart on a cumulative frequency question.
Take a vitamin daily?
This will resume when I find the damn pills.
Wear slippers?
Fluffy slipper sock!
Wear a bath robe?
What even is a bathrobe? Like a dressing gown?
What do you wear to bed?
Pyjamas.
First concert?
Probs a Robin Mark concert because I was a Top Christian.
Asda, Tesco or Waitrose?
ASDA.
Walkers or Kettle Crisps?
TAYTO.
Chocolate peanuts or chocolate raisins?
chocolate raisins are rank but at least they won't make my throat swell up.
Favourite Taylor Swift song?
The Best Day.
Ever take dance lessons?
Tap dance and did ballet when I was little and also had to take remedial dance classes when I did musical theatre because I dance like a spider.
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Ninja.
Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
Ever won a competition?
I think I won bingo in RYL chat once. Proudest moment of my life.
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I think so.
What is your favourite book?
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Also, Green Eggs and Ham
Do you study better with or without music?
With.
Regularly burn incense, favourite scents?
I'm not allowed candles after I forgot to blow one out and caused a candle puddle.
Ever been in love?
Yes.
Who would you like to see in concert who is/are currently active?
DIXIE CHICKS AND I'M LEGIT GOING TO SEE THEM IN MAY.
Who would you like to see in concert who is/are no longer going?
Spice Girls!
What was the last concert you saw?
Liverpool Loves Ireland festival thingy.
Hot tea or cold tea?
Neither.
Tea or coffee?
Neither.
Favorite type of cookie?
Sainsbury's Taste the Difference triple chocolate.
Can you swim well?
I vowed never to swim again after my 5k in 2009, so depends how easy it is to forget how to swim.
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Why would you hold your nose to hold your breath???
Are you patient?
No.
DJ or band, at a wedding?
String quartet then DJ in the evening.
Ever won a contest?
Most Boring RV Post Ever Written.
Ever have plastic surgery?
No.
Which are better black or green olives?
Yuck.
Opinions on marriage?
.
Best room for a fireplace?
Living room.
What does the last text you sent say? And to whom?
Explaining my tedious afternoon plans to E.
What does the last text you recieved say? And from whom?
RV sympathy from R.
What time do you wake up most mornings?
6ish on a school day.
Are you afraid of walking alone at night?
I pretend not to be.
What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day?
Sporcle quizzes due to being a nerd.
Where did your last kiss take place?
WHY IS THIS BLOODY QUIZ OBSESSED WITH KISSING???
Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school?
No.
Have you ever been offered drugs but declined?
No one has ever offered me drugs. Rude.
Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking?
Yes.
Tell us something weird that turns you on.
?
What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?
The new maths GCSE being a giant pile of crap.
Are you a very affectionate person?
Yes.
Can you roll your own cigarettes?
Never tried.
Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?
4, don't want any more at the moment.
What are you listening to now?
Did you not already ask this? Now it's We Won't Be Shaken by Building 429. Positivity playlist ftw.
Are you mentally strong?
Apparently so.
Are you physically strong?
I don't know anyone who I could beat at an arm wrestle.
Do you think you’re a good person?
10/10.
What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Chocolate :P
Are you a very open or private person?
Somewhere in the middle?
What do you get complimented on the most?
Being resilient.
How are you feeling right now?
Ambivalent- do I go turn the light on, or do I just feel mildly irritated that it's a bit dark?
Who was the last person to make you cry?
Boris Johnson and his extortionate TFL fares.
Is there a song which can bring you to tears instantly?
Some songs give me emo feelz but tears would probably not be involved.
How did you bring in the New Year?
Trapping C-R at Wembley Central on the London Underground board game I think.
Do you play video games?
Does zookeeper count?
What perfume do you wear?
I WOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THE NAME IF I HAD NOT LEFT MY BLOODY SOAPBAG BEHIND AS PER EARLIER QUESTION.
A street/road etc that means a lot to you?
Grove Green Road, Leyton, trololol.
Finally, what are you listening to now?
See the Sun by Dido.