Apparently desperate not to face charges for drink driving and drag racing, Justin Bieber was today caught making a run for the Canadian border. When police attempted to stop the runaway youth he refused to stand down. Police cameras caught the whole incident in its brief and bloody glory.
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Originally, I had planned to write a fake article talking about how Bieber was arrested for drunk driving. But then that actually went and happened. I couldn't think up another April Fools story in the time between then and now, so I just cobbled this together last minute.
Better luck to me, next year.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
The first thing I did after logging in was come to GC to see what kind of outlandish story Adam will come up with this year. I was surprised though, I was expecting "[BELOVED BRITISH FRANCHISE] to get Hollywood remake."
what can I say, I just off my game this year. And I've kind-of run out of beloved british franchises to write stories about. I've done Doctor Who, and Sherlock already has a remake. any other franchise i know is either American, or had a remake.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
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