There was once a bee, he got bored of working in the hive with all the other bees, so he set off, wanting to do something better. He joined high school, and eventually graduated with all his classmates and then went to law school.
He did really well at law school, and eventually joined a law firm, winning every case he took. After a few years there, he decided to go out into the world and do some good, so he went off to some third world countries and helped with medical care and making the water clean, he even won awards for his hard work.
After many years, he decided to go back and set up his own law firm, it was very successful.
One day, he got a letter from his old friends at the hive, saying that they were having a reunion. He wanted to go, so he took a day off work and went to the reunion party.
At the party, he suddenly realised he was very thirsty, he had been so, so busy for so long, that he hadn't even had time for a drink.
There was a huge line for the water machine, and he was so thirsty, so he decided to go and get some punch.
Because there was no punch-line....
