getting out of unwanted things

[csu.claire]

hay all

i an't be the only one out there that will resort to drastic measures to get out of something i really don't want to do.

in the past i have faked food poisoning, and purposely got into trouble

when i had tonsillitis i have a friend who wanted to drink from the same cup as me to try to get it and no have to go camping with her bf and his family

what have u guys done ???

[snailonvalium]

I once pretended id been arrested to get out of meeting up with people for drinks of

[Cacoethes]

I told my therapist that I had dislocated my shoulder so had to go to hospital and couldn't make the appointment.
I didn't get charged for it either

[forever_lost]

I almost got my friend to give me pink eye once...like you touch your eye then touch me and I'll touch my eye. Buuut decided that would be too gross.
I ate a banana oatmeal bar that I hate on my way the the health room at school so I'd honestly feel like puking. My eyes watered and I almost couldn't swallow the last few bites. I hate them that much.
I had mono once and since you can have it for a long time, I used that as an excuse for way longer than I was actually sick.