Mali, I'm about to start reading. This could end up as a tumblr blog-along XD
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
I read it because I was curious. It made me laugh, because it's not exactly erotic, it tells you what goes where, but more biologically!
Also, it was slightly ruined when one of the Speech Therapists at work said "well, I just don't know how she doesn't get cystitis".
Point is, I'm glad I've read it to know what the fuss was all about, but it didn't tickle my knickers....
On the other hand, I've leant my book to another lady at work and she's loving it.
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. Make us all feel wonderful. We'll never forget."
I really wish my work internet didn't block this site, so I could see what you are talking about!
I just lol'd like a mawfugga when I read this though: http://taxaholic.com/2012/05/22/fift...-erotic-novel/
Completely accurate, I'm totally aware of the fact, I just feel the need to finish the trilogy anyway. XD
lol, that was a good review. Some of the comments were unintentionally funny too :)
Каждому, каждому в лучшее верится,
Катится, катится голубой вагон!
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
My best friend is insistant that I read it for the laugh factor but **** that, it sounds like a bag of ****.
An English writer (who has only ever had these three books published) who was obviously a Twilight fan has written her fan fiction like any dedicated fan... But the writing is attrocious!
Don't care if I sound horrible, I'm a writer and while everyone won't like the type of things I write, at least I don't write like a 16 year old girl.
Oh and apparently, according to DailyMail (the most reliable source on the internet! haha!) the writer of the book is making "$1 million dollars a week"
That really doesn't surprise me, soon as we get them in stock at work they're gone. Had one woman come in demanding I look high and low for the second one because she NEEDED it. ¬_¬
I would actually prefer to read a pornography book. ¬_¬
Oh and apparently, according to DailyMail (the most reliable source on the internet! haha!) the writer of the book is making "$1 million dollars a week"
I'm only a few pages in and this and it wasn't worth the Googling to find it.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
This was a quote I read on someone's fb status (Mandimoo)
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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”
