Recover Your Lover. PLEASE ALL READ. - Page 42

little.ophelia · 30-04-2012, 03:12 AM

Conor is still trying for the harem.
Nope, sorry, I'll have to be offered something more satisfactory...

The War Doctor · 30-04-2012, 03:12 AM

And also the rest of your life with Anna (which will pale in comparison to the one night with me, but whatever)!

The War Doctor · 30-04-2012, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by little.ophelia

I'll have to be offered something more satisfactory...

Ouch. That was cold.

Pi.R^2 · 30-04-2012, 03:13 AM

*nurses Conor's wounded pride*

little.ophelia · 30-04-2012, 03:16 AM

Ah, Conor, darling, it's just that I cannot cheat on my beloved Anna! I, um, recovered her right here on this site, you know (although without the help of this thread... sad day).

Maybe Jenna will date you.
Although, I fear you're not her type. Door doesn't swing that way and all that.

Ninja Orange · 30-04-2012, 03:22 AM

I approve of your newfound loyalty, Ilana.

The War Doctor · 30-04-2012, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Ninja Orange

I approve of your newfound loyalty, Ilana.

I'm surprised by it. And also kind of disappointed. :(

little.ophelia · 30-04-2012, 03:24 AM

I realized I simply cannot live without you. I have a My Little Pony to prove it.

Ninja Orange · 30-04-2012, 03:24 AM

I am also rather surprised, but pleasantly surprised. But I'm glad that she has left her polygamous ways.

Pi.R^2 · 30-04-2012, 03:25 AM

I'm just disappointed that we're not talking about me anymore :'(

The War Doctor · 30-04-2012, 03:25 AM

But I wrote you a letter! And I even went to the trouble of including funny Youtube links by hand!

little.ophelia · 30-04-2012, 03:25 AM

We can talk about you, you can tell me what I get in return for my stamp of approval, and then you'll get it and can reign over all of RYL!

The War Doctor · 30-04-2012, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Narcissa

I'm just disappointed that we're not talking about me anymore :'(

I'm sorry dear. Come on guys, let's stop this petty squabbling and talk about what really matters - Jenna.

little.ophelia · 30-04-2012, 03:26 AM

You did, you did! And I am in the process of writing you back :)

Ninja Orange · 30-04-2012, 03:26 AM

OHWAIT. Do we need to get Jenna to approve this relationship? Considering we've already been married for 2 or so months.

little.ophelia · 30-04-2012, 03:28 AM

I think Jenna only has jurisdiction on relationships begun on this thread!

Ninja Orange · 30-04-2012, 03:30 AM

Ok, good. Not that I have any doubt that she would approve it. Just, you know. Less paperwork to worry about.

Pi.R^2 · 30-04-2012, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Exploding Rickshaws

I'm sorry dear. Come on guys, let's stop this petty squabbling and talk about what really matters - Jenna.

=D =D #NPDoverload

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Originally Posted by little.ophelia

I think Jenna only has jurisdiction on relationships begun on this thread!

False. I will have jurisdiction on ALL the things.

Um, Ilana, I can send you something British in the mail? And hope the postpeople don't thieve it this time!

little.ophelia · 30-04-2012, 03:35 AM

For some reason, I feel like Jenna's NPD might be a direct result of all of us...

Yes, how silly of them to thieve my mail! AND how silly of you to not put it in a real envelope :P I approve. Also, you can approve of mine and Anna's marriage!

I officially grant you the *Ilana Stamp of Approval.*
Henceforth, this is "Recover Your Life at Jenna's Discretion." Everyone please act accordingly.

Ninja Orange · 30-04-2012, 03:36 AM

I dislike how Jenna strategically ignored my hypothetical question about whether she would approve my and Ilana's marriage, despite confirming that she has jurisdiction on all the forum going-ons and therefore ought to approve or disapprove of all the marriages.