Dishonourable discharge from the uterine navy.
Flying the Japanese flag.
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's ragtime band.
Red river blues.
The kitty has a nosebleed.
Dropping clots.
Communists in the summer house.
Arts and crafts week at panty camp.
Riding the crimson tide.
Riding the cotton bicycle.
Saddling Old Rusty.
Taking Carrie to the prom.
Too wet to plow.
My red-headed cousin from Virginia.
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Reason: Adding a few more
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Trolling for vampires.
Time to change the filter.
Strings attached.
Shark bait.
Rebooting the ovarian operating system.
Red moon rising.
Planting cotton.
Cup of joy is overflowing.
Massacre at the beef curtain.
The Hunt For Red October.
Clogging Molly.
Checking into the Red Roof Inn.
Blowjob week.
Dishonourable discharge from the uterine navy.
Flying the Japanese flag.
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's ragtime band.
Red river blues.
The kitty has a nosebleed.
Dropping clots.
Communists in the summer house.
Arts and crafts week at panty camp.
Riding the crimson tide.
Riding the cotton bicycle.
Saddling Old Rusty.
Taking Carrie to the prom.
Too wet to plow.
My red-headed cousin from Virginia.
Only knew riding the crimson tide o_O
“The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”
“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”
When it's that time of the month have you ever felt the urge to run a marathon, or sky dive, or bike ride like those women in the panty liner commercials?
I just woke up my mother laughing at this!
However, I get obsessed about food about 3 days before I come on, argue with EVERYONE for the week up to it (which is why I go AWOL a lot to avoid it), can only sleep for 4 hours the 2 days before and first 2 days of my period and spend the first day hugging a waterbottle in an attempt to make the pain go away. Usually by the second day I'm fine and happy and content.
“The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”
“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”
Dishonourable discharge from the uterine navy.
Flying the Japanese flag.
Playing banjo in Sgt. Zygote's ragtime band.
Red river blues.
The kitty has a nosebleed.
Dropping clots.
Communists in the summer house.
Arts and crafts week at panty camp.
Riding the crimson tide.
Riding the cotton bicycle.
Saddling Old Rusty.
Taking Carrie to the prom.
Too wet to plow.
My red-headed cousin from Virginia.
Haha! Hahaha! Ah, hahahahaha! (How my laughing actually sounded. I especially like "Arts and crafts week at panty camp".)
If I ran marathons or any of those other things I would do them when on my period but as I'm a lazy ass I tend to do nowt!!
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
Is a chocolate muffin loving glitter ball
haha, i hate those commercials so much! even if i had perfect protection i wouldn't want to do any of that stuff. i want to lay in bed, eat chocolate and watch crappy movies.
I dont ever want to run a marathon, even when not on my period. However saying that my period doesnt affect me at all, no cramps,mood changes or anything. its bizarre!x
This exactly. Mine don't bother me at all. The only thing that's different is a very decreased appetite. I haven't had an urge to run a marathon, but then I don't typically get urges to run marathons.
Hahaha, this is the best thread ever. I love that advert!
My periods can be absolute nightmares. I get seriously heavy bleeding the first 2 days and the pain has been so bad I've thrown up from it in the past. I always know I'm due because I get serious cravings for chocolate and become very bloated. FUN TIMES. Also, I have the contraceptive implant which was fine for a while but then decided it would be hilarious to just give me month long periods, which was agony. I could just get it taken out but I get too paranoid with just the pill so I'm now on a very low dose contraceptive pill along with it to stop the neverending bleeding.
So all in all, no. I really, really don't feel like skydiving, or running. Or anything except curling up in a fetal position and eating chocolate.
LOL. Actually I get an increase in mood during my period. But I have a mood disorder where I get depressed and lose energy in the pre-menstrual phase (a week or two before my period) and it goes away when I start, within a day or two, and then my energy kicks back in (as does my adhd) and I feel so much better that it actually makes me more hyper and active. So my experience might not be so normal. :) Though I still can't imagine myself doing those things due just to cramps/discomfort.
Stereotypes are the epitome of human laziness.
- me
I just woke up my mother laughing at this!
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