the awkward moment when you have gastric flu and your on the toilet, passing out so your mum comes in to hold you on the toilet so you dont make a mess then you think your going to be sick so your dad then comes in to the bathroom to hold a basin on your knee then the 3 of you are in the bathroom while your violently sick and have explosive poo
That awkward moment when you do something special for you boyfriends 21st birthday... Involving lacy new underwear and a strip tease..., then his parents walk in while your sitting on top of him and then you all hear the fits of laughter from outside as you realise that his twin brothers (who are your age) have set up chairs and have been watching through the window behind his bed the entire time. . . Man was birthday dinner awkward that night
the awkward moment when you have gastric flu and your on the toilet, passing out so your mum comes in to hold you on the toilet so you dont make a mess then you think your going to be sick so your dad then comes in to the bathroom to hold a basin on your knee then the 3 of you are in the bathroom while your violently sick and have explosive poo
I feel for you! I had gastroenteritis when I was 14 and it was awful I've been afraid of being ill since it! *shudders*
The things our parents still have to do for us!!!!
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The awkward moment when the nurse who's doing your blood test is highly entertained by the fact you can sit through hours of discomfort getting tattoos and stuff but wince and whimper like a lil bitch over having said blood test ): lol
the awkward moment when you have gastric flu and your on the toilet, passing out so your mum comes in to hold you on the toilet so you dont make a mess then you think your going to be sick so your dad then comes in to the bathroom to hold a basin on your knee then the 3 of you are in the bathroom while your violently sick and have explosive poo
Happened to me once. Though it was just my dad. And I managed to be sick in the toilet, I just ended up pooing on his foot :P (I was quite young at the time tho).
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the awkward moment when you have gastric flu and your on the toilet, passing out so your mum comes in to hold you on the toilet so you dont make a mess then you think your going to be sick so your dad then comes in to the bathroom to hold a basin on your knee then the 3 of you are in the bathroom while your violently sick and have explosive poo
Aha, that's happened to me too.
Although, I was in my sister's house and vommed all over my three year old niece's room, passed out in the kitchen, her fiancé had to carry me and when I woke up, I realised I pooed myself
Happened to me once. Though it was just my dad. And I managed to be sick in the toilet, I just ended up pooing on his foot :P (I was quite young at the time tho).
Aha, that's happened to me too.
Although, I was in my sister's house and vommed all over my three year old niece's room, passed out in the kitchen, her fiancé had to carry me and when I woke up, I realised I pooed myself
Ahh, such pleasant memories :P
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Not quite the same as I didn't vom all over my niece, I don't think my sister would've been as sympathetic, aha. It was such a wonderful weekend, lying in bed while watching my sister try and get the chunks out of the carpet.
Edit: the awkward moment when you've posted an awkward moment and after thinking about it for a few minutes, you decide maybe it's a bit too gross to be telling people about so you have to edit your post and write a long rambling post explaining what you did and why, in the format that the rest of the thread is written in....
Phew.
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Hold your breath, count to ten, fall apart, start again...
The awkward moment when you shout toilet roll loudly in a shop with someone you work with because you realised that was what you forgot to buy, unfortunatly, the majority of the shop realise it now too.
I Wanna Drown Myself In You Tonight.
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That awkward moment when you're having a fun time of it under the covers with your boyfriend and your highly religious no-sex-before-marriage mother walks in on you doing it and you have to pretend nothing's happening...
The awkward moment when you have to try and quietly explain to the airport security guy why you have a blade hidden in your purse and he decides to loudly tell his collegue that 'it's ok, let her through, she's just one of those weirdos'
fml.
I've been afraid of being ill since it! *shudders* 
