I figured it'd be a good idea to ride my bike (as in bicycle, not motorbike =P) while drunk once. Along side a canal. I didn't notice there was a bend ahead. I went straight into the canal. The lovely, lily pad covered, unused canal.
My friend just stood and laughed. for over an hour.
I've done the normal putting things in the fridge/cupboard etc.
OH. And, when i'm uber half-asleep, on a Saturday, I get up and get ready to go to 6th form. At 5am. Then I realise it's Saturday and I shouldn't be awake until 5 PM xD
When I was in a halfway house there were alarms in your room. Unfortunately mine was right by my bed. I woke up in the middle of the night (and I remember thinking this) and thought I needed to invite all my friends to a party. Thought the alarm was my phone (god knows how!) and pressed that thinking I was calling one of them. V embarrassed when a min later a nurse barged into my room asking if everything was okay and sounding quite panicked Dx
See I cannot feel this, not matter how you try and in the real world, there's no goodbyes.
I woke up and thought I overslept. Jumped out of bed, got dressed and grabbed my phone from the bedside table to put it in my pocket.
I checked the time then and noticed taht it was only 11pm and I had been asleep for 2h only.
You survived the abuse.
You're gonna survive the recovery.
i think i could probably fill a novel of stupid stuff ive done when drunk!
alot involves nakedness, waking up with random items (old mans hat, womans morning after pill?!!? an action man toy, the list goes on)
erm ive fed my fish kebab (they lived), tried to email santa clause (he didnt get me what i wanted)
and countless stupid things
Nobody knows me im cold
Walk down this road all alone
Its noones fault but my own
Its the path ive chosen to go
Frozen as snow I show no emotion whatsoever
Umm..
Last night while half asleep I "threatened" to bite my boyfriend, did so on his shirt, and nearly spilled hot coffee on myself before passing out on him again.
-_- I'm "cute"
Now's too late. Too late to live and my consience's killing me. So I am alive but I'm not free.
For all of you that can relate to this too...
I'm really really dosey when i first wake up of a morning lol.
Before now i've put cereal in the fridge, answered the remote thinking it was my phone and woke up after being asleep for only two hours. Panicked thinking i was late for college then realised it was only 5 am and i didnt have to be up for another 2 hours lol.
When I was a lot younger, me and my friend were walking home from a party down a snicket, and I was convinced that the snicket had led us to Narnia. Cue embarassing film being posted on myspace (yeah that's how long ago it was) and me not drinking for ages.
Mostly now when I'm drunk I get in and empty out my wardrobe. I think each time I must be looking for my PJs, but I do really annoy myself when I wake up the next morning.
Generally though, if I can't find my keys they'll be in the fridge. And last week some time I spent hours looking for my glasses, until my flatmate asked me if they were the ones I was wearing. FML.
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. Make us all feel wonderful. We'll never forget."
When my flatmate came back to the flat after 12 hour drinking session to celebrate graduating uni, i had to put her to bed and as soon as i left her room she got up.
She woke up the next morning curled in a ball under the radiator with a pillow and a teddy.
DILLIGAF
"it’s when you’re acting selflessly, that you are at your bravest"
- Four.
♥
when i was on holiday it was during the world cup and we really wanted to watch the football whist drinking cocktails by the pool.
So we were out drinking the night before and got back and went to bed. Woke up the next morning and my friend checked her watch only to panic when we reaslised it was afternoon and the match was about to start. we grabbed our stuff and left our other friend (as she was really hungover) and ran down to the pool. when we got there we were so confused. not a soul around and the pool completely untouched. all we could see was the guy opening the bar. as it turned out we had read the watch upside down and it wasnt even 7am!
we ended up with the best seats by the pool for match watching and lay there for 12 hours straight. needless to say we were a bit sunburnt and our friend was even more confused when she came down a few hours later!
Did anyone else remember part-taking in "bush jumping" when drunk?
It was a craze when I was a teenager of basically getting drunk and taking a running leap into the biggest hedge available. Fun times.
Oh, and one of my boyfriends friends had a few drinks at ours and was going to walk home and pick up his car in the morning, but wanted to find his keys before he left. Everyone was up until 2.30am looking for his keys (he was adamant that someone must have stolen them) only for him to come back in the morning and find the keys in the boot of his car.
I've also walked around searching everywhere for my phone before realising its in my hand!
Did anyone else remember part-taking in "bush jumping" when drunk?
It was a craze when I was a teenager of basically getting drunk and taking a running leap into the biggest hedge available. Fun times.
You had to be drunk to this? Oops.
DILLIGAF
"it’s when you’re acting selflessly, that you are at your bravest"
- Four.
♥
THis I did it on the duke of Edinburgh completely sober with my expedition buds we did as part of the task involving social stuff for a joke (yeah I can't remember what it was called and we were teenagers alone backpacking we had to be douches at some point! Lol) it was funny when one of the lads got stuck in the bush and we were pissing ourselves and taking pictures
“There is no sun without shadow, and it is essential to know the night.”
The odd misplacing of stuff happens - one time I looked for the remote for ages, then finally found it in the fridge.
The best thing ever must've been when I was pretty hungover and made some tea, then wanted to empty the dishwasher while waiting for the water to boil. I must've forgotten what I was doing halfway through and ended up walking through the house with a knife still in hand, until my mother (somewhat fearfully) asked me what my plans were. Oops!
Oh, we used to trash the flat back in halls when we got wankered. First time, we found every single plastic bag in the place and tipped them out into the living room and rolled about in them. And then threw about a stale piece of bread to top it off. Strangely, the cleaners wouldn't tidy up after that!
Another occasion, we found some green potatoes and carved voodoo dolls out of them. Which ended in us throwing them against the wall. And the rest of the potatoes. And the peelings. And other bits of fruit.
Generally when drunk, my silliness involves other people getting my boobs out (or being persuaded to get half nekkid!), making out with inappropriate people and falling over. It's sad that I'm a pretty standard drunk really.
Wake me up before I change again
Remind me the story that I won't get insane
Tell me why it's always the same
Explain me the reason why I'm so much in pain.
wine and cheese sesh at work on Friday. Cue smoking in the office, wine getting spilled everywhere, karaoke in the boardroom, cheese getting left out over the bank holiday weekend and us trying to break into the top floor of the office.
I'm somewhat dreading going in tomorrow.
Generally when drunk, my silliness involves other people getting my boobs out (or being persuaded to get half nekkid!), making out with inappropriate people and falling over. It's sad that I'm a pretty standard drunk really.
Lol
I usually fall asleep. Or participate occasionally in the above
