That awkward moment when you hear your housemates having loud, drunken sex and your ipod battery has died.
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That awkward moment when you bump into your ex and his housemate in your local shop with last nights makeup smeared down your face and your hair scraped back, and he starts conversation (whilst im wishing the world would swallow me whole) AND THEN you phsyically laugh out loud because you notice he's got his hair tided back and trimmed his beard and now looks like a throwback from the Brokeback Mountain auditions....Most embarrassing moment of my WEEK...and its only Monday...
The awkward moment when you get a taxi home at 8.30 am, essentially dressed like a streetwalker from the night before, only to see your next door neighbours leave their house on the way to church.
The awkward moment when your favorite song comes on in the car, and you start rocking out. Then stop at a red light and realize the people in the car next to you can see you through the window.
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The awkward moment when you realize one of your employees is late and you yell, "WHERE THE HELL IS *NAME*?!" at unfortunately the exact same moment that the cashier next to you has pushed the intercom button on the phone, letting the entire store in on your rage.
The awkward moment when someone waves at you and you very enthusiastically wave and smile back...only to suddenly realise they're waving at the person behind you..
The awkward moment where you're in bed with your fiance, his housemate walks in thinking that you're decent, see's everything and STILL tries to have a conversation standing outside the room
That awkward moment where you realise you have spelt one of your names wrong on an exam paper....
That awkward moment you realise it is on an English Language exam paper....
That awkward moment that you realise you have done this ever year you have had some form of English Language/literature exam since you hit 14 and at 23 you still cannot spell your name right!
the awkward momment when your crush's mom comes to tell you friend how pretty her dress is and your friend goes "hey by the way this is the girl who has a crush on your son!"
All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
Walt Disney
the awkward moment where you and your boss are making fun of his boss only to find out his boss had someone undercover in the store to check on things and we get a call from his boss saying he doesnt talk the way we were making fun of him with.
i know life can be so hard, it can beat you down, it can spit in your face, it can do just about anything and yet you can't do a thing to prevent it. but i guarantee, that one day, you will smile again. you will wake up in the morning, and not have to fight the urge to cry anymore. yes, it can take a while.. weeks, months, maybe even years. but you will get there, i promise you that.
