The awkward moment when your stood behind the bar...practically wrestling a bottle of champagne (trying to get the freakin' cork out) for a good5 minutes, gathering quite an audience...and then the waiter does it instantly...
And...the awkward moment when you realise your life is just a string of awkward moments...
That awkward moment where you realise your talking to a person who you obviously know... but have completely forgotten who they are and how you know them!
'It's Gotta Get Bad Before It Gets Good'
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the awkward moment when after three months in class you wear your hair a different way and the teacher asks who the new student is
All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.
Walt Disney
The awkward moment when someone asks a rhetorical question about star trek/a game/something highly geeky and you answer without thinking thereby exposing the fact that you know EVERYTHING about it...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend leaves you alone in a room with his dad who you've yet to properly meet because he doesn't acknowledge anyone, even his own son who you've been dating for two years. So he's on the couch watching wrestling while you stand there wishing you really were as invisible as he's pretending you are.
Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak.
Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.
That awkward moment where you're reading 'That awkward moment' on RYL while sat in a group lesson and your friend leans over and asks what you're doing and complete panic in sues as you don't want to be asked why your on a 'recover your life' website!
I'm beginning to realise that I have too many 'That awkward moment' in my life... Perhaps this is why I started this thread!!!!
'It's Gotta Get Bad Before It Gets Good'
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The awkward moment where your on a train and the ticket person comes round and you cant find your ticket and you start blaming your mother for losing it.
That awkward moment when your girlfriend is between your legs under the blanket and her sister walks into the room without knocking, apruptly stops, looks, and walks out without saying anything and your girlfriend asks "oh, who was it?"
An indefinable yearning, possibly for something he once knew and then lost or for something he never knew and has always been searching for.
that awkward moment when you haven't eaten any breakfast or it's close to lunchtime and your stomach is growling all crazy loud during class and everyone hears it. Especially if it's really quiet like during a test. =\
Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak.
Sometimes it just means you're strong enough to let go.
That awkward moment when your girlfriend is between your legs under the blanket and her sister walks into the room without knocking, apruptly stops, looks, and walks out without saying anything and your girlfriend asks "oh, who was it?"
'It's Gotta Get Bad Before It Gets Good'
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I think she even walked in talking and went on for two or three more sentences until she realised it... there's no space big enough for printing the right size of the word AWKWARD.
An indefinable yearning, possibly for something he once knew and then lost or for something he never knew and has always been searching for.
That awkward moment when your brother knocks to come in your room while your in bed with your girlfriend and your screaming "no no no no, you can't come in yet...erm....no! Don't come in" while trying to sound like your not in bed with your girlfriend.
I Wanna Drown Myself In You Tonight.
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Daisy's Pet Broken Shoe Lace. Leila's Guitar Lullaby.
That awkward moment when you're the only person in a public loo and you realise too late that there's no toilet paper. (Cue quick dash into an adjacent cubicle hoping there's loo roll in there and that nobody walks in and sees you running around with your trousers round your ankles .)
One of my friends had a far more awkward moment like this! He was very unwell, the toilet was a stand alone one without cubicles, he used a J-cloth and one of those pull-down hand towels (like I said, ver unwell), only to find that the hand towel thing didn't work so he couldn't pull it down to hide what he'd done and when he went to pay (it was in a shop) the guy on the next cash desk just waved a loo roll at him. Mortifying!
That awkward moment your boyfriends younger brother comes to show you his new tattoo first thing in the morning whilst your still looking like death and half asleep.. considering this is the first time he has ever met me xD