My dad told me his middle name was Jemima Puddle Duck. I fully believed him. I believe I filled it in on a form once.
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"Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."
Oh. I was also found at the bottom of the garden in the dock leaves.
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"Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."
My dad is pretty epic, must admit.
He also told me that he sang on the Take That albums, and Gary was just miming. Believed that for a LOOOOOONG time.
=D
"Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."
If you eat apple pips a tree grows in you. I believed this and one day my dad declared he had swallowed one - I got into school and broke down (primary 3 or year 2) I was in such a state that my nose started to bleed I was howling my dads going to die, but people at work thought I was saying Im going to die.
Anyway the teacher sorted me and I got a brand new jotter
Eating Pop Rocks/Space Dust and drinking Coke would make your stomach explode.
I must have been an odd child, because i used to drinks several bottles of coke and several packets of Pop Rocks and be disappointed when nothing happened.
just as a side note.
My father told my mother his really name was Herashio. She believed him and only found out on the wedding day his real name was Chris :P
Let me be the one you call
If you jump i'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn YOU'RE NOT ALONE
My brother's were cruel to me, they told me the boogeyman was real & he was made of snot & if I wasn't asleep by a certain time, he'd get me.
Bastards >.<
You can't lose hope when it's hopeless.
You gotta hope more,
then put your fingers in your ears and go,
"Blah blah blah blah!"
I got told that if I didn't go to bed early on Christmas Eve and sleep then Santa wouldn't deliver my presents.
I also got told that Santa doesn't deliver presents to bad girls and boys, he gives them coal instead...oh and a tangerine.
Eating cheese before bed gives you nightmares...I believe that until I started secondary school and I was extremely embarrassed when I said it in front of my class and they all laughed at me =[
My mum told me that when it was thundering... It was God that was moving furniture around and lightening was God taking photos. So! Guess what happened next... I was in school.. and my teacher asked if any of us knew what caused thunder and lightening.. Guess whos hand went up first.. Yeah.. I actually got in **** for that LOL.
my parents used to tell me that if I didnt wear my hood up in the rain, my hair would all fall out.
my dad used to tell me that if i watched the food in the microwave (i had some sort of obsession with doing that) it would fry my brain. I believed that one until Yr.11 when I asked my science teacher if it was true and he laughed at me =]
Eating cheese before bed gives you nightmares...I believe that until I started secondary school and I was extremely embarrassed when I said it in front of my class and they all laughed at me =[
That's not true either?!
Hah.
I'm well good at this.
"Be nice. Think happy thoughts. Champion silver linings. Love all things (not just cute things like babies and kittens) & when you do love - love like they do in power ballads (you know like on a cliff with the wind in your hair and your eyes shut, knowing you'll never know love like this). Watch out for dog poo. Smile at people - even grumpy ones. Remember anything is possible & whatever you do always try to look on the bright side."
I was told that swallowing chewing gum gave you a chewing gum tree in your tummy. Even though I wasn't allowed chewing gum.
But one time I'd sneaked some chewing gum into my mouth, and in the middle of a silent bookshop accidentally swallowed it, and went MENTAL, screaming and sobbing. Hahaha. That'll teach you to lie to me!!
Hahahaha.
i gotta try that one.
