I used to try and fly down the stairs when I was much younger, by running at them and skipping like 5 steps at a time, scared me shitless and I loved it.
Of course, haha. Vampires in Twilight have been perverted so much that they scarcely resemble vampires. Real vampires don't rub vaseline on their skin so that they can sparkle like fairies.
Nous avons abrité tous les rêves du monde,
Et c'est dans le soleil que nous avons grandi.
Ahh Twilight, a depressed girl's choice between beastality and necrophilia.
Also, it amazed me that she didn't figure out Edward was gay. She pretty much opens her legs for him and he says "Not until we're married." And he SPARKLES because of all the glittery make-up he rubs all over himself. What a homo.
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I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
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