idea of how to stop this pesky volcano ash - add yours!

[Harley's Dad]

This whole event is a timely reminder that we humans, for all our clever modern inventions, still count for nothing when measured against the forces of nature. Some scientists are warning that this could go on for months. If it does then a lot of airlines are going to go bust - and before then we'll see pressure from them for the air traffic controllers and other authorities to "stop over-reacting" and let the aircraft fly.

Personally, however it pans out, I'm not flying anywhere until I know that a good few dozen aircraft have already flown on my particular route without incident. Modern airliners can glide without engine power - a bit like a brick - but they've no choice but to glide into a hillside or jungle or wherever, at something like 200 mph. This is an advanced form of Russian Roulette.

Some of the profiteering at the expense of those stranded has been disgraceful and has shown the worst side of human nature/greed.

And a final thought: if the entire population of Iceland and of the whole of Europe could somehow be assembled to pee simultaneously into the crater, all it would do is to create a noxious cloud of steam! It certainly wouldn't have the slightest effect on the volcano.

Tony.

[akita]

A blower should work.

[Asura]

Force the ash cloud to watch Lopez Tonight or Adam Sandler's films on the tele. It will move on faster than you can say "Aaaahh my ears are bleeding!"

[The Fantastical]

Apparently if Justin Bieber is sacrificed all will be okay again.

[Gone.]

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Fantastical

Apparently if Justin Bieber is sacrificed all will be okay again.

Haha.

[Feel_Good_inc.]

we all hold tv screens up toward the sky. those things attract dust like magnets.

[Piper]

send lots of dust mites up to eat it!

[Feel_Good_inc.]

dust mites don't eat dust, they just live in it.

what we need to a giant damp cloth to wipe everything clear.

[Asura]

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com...ng-of-icel.php

Took me a second to figure out it's a joke. Palin is such a retard that I would fully expect her to say stuff like this.

[88shelz]

i think an extra big fan to blow it away should work

[EpicFailGirl]

um... *thinks hard* maybe, we could all go by boat, and submarine =D

or get my friend up there with a duster XD she likes to clean. some aero-vehicle that flies with a different method for her to stand on XD