People who type like idiots. [ppl whu typ lik this. Or LiKe THiS]
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Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!"
Thomas Parke D’Invilliers
Drivers who don't bother pulling out when overtaking me; If only I could have a rocket launcher attached to my bicycle, blow up all vehicles that drive too close to me.
People who say 'What' instead of saying 'Pardon' and 'innit' instead of 'isn't it'.
Just a couple of the things that annoy me beyond belief.
Ignorance
Crumbs
Noisy neighbours
Plastic culture
Incompetence
Black ice
Barney the dinosaur
Breaking guitar strings
~ 'Paint the skyscrapers with huge totem faces and goblin tikis, and every evening what's left of mankind will retreat to empty zoos and lock itself in cages as protection against the bears and big cats and wolves that pace and watch us from outside the cage bars at night'- Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
~ We'll float around, hang out on clouds, then we'll come down and have a hangover... ~ Feel free to PM ^.^
Spitting.
When you clean up a room(kitchen for example) and then someone completly trashes it.
People who ask you a question so you have to ask them the same thing so they can moan.
Stupid people in the supermarket.
Loud kids in the cinema.
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you.
But there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.
I aint no abacus but you can count on me.
when people chew with their mouth open
when people talk while chewing
when this group of friends takes up the whole hallway at school and they're moving like 1 mile an hour
when people show off
"Death is not the greatest of evils; it is worse to want to die, and not be able to."- Sophocles
Snobs - especially when they really have nothing to gloat about
Ignorant people
Spit
Gum
People who don't clean up after themselves
People who can't take a hint
Snobs - especially when they really have nothing to gloat about
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God, this...music snobs grate on me most of all.
Off the top of my head:
Lateness
Ignorance
People who expect things done for them when it really isn't necessary or possible.
One of the things that really grate on me happened last night.
I really can't stand it when people try to make you dance. If I feel like dancing, I will. If I don't feel like dancing, i will sit and watch. I'm quite happy doing this. I just cannot understand why people feel the need to pester anyone into getting up and dancing when they just don't want to! It doesn't hurt anyone else if I'm sitting down. Leave me alone!!!!
(Although I can't bear people who moan about wanting to dance but refuse to anyway - I don't get it)