I fail at cooking, house work and I hate children.
Basically I would fail at being a 1950's house wife.
Let me be the one you call
If you jump i'll break your fall
Lift you up and fly away with you into the night
If you need to fall apart
I can mend a broken heart
If you need to crash then crash and burn YOU'RE NOT ALONE
I work at a restaurant and Sunday was "pull all the prep areas way from the wall and scrub behind them" day. Well we have a microwave on a stainless steal shelf that is kinda high up and I was standing under it cleaning and as soon as my manager said "be careful I don't want to take you to get stitches" I slammed my head into it really hard and have a nasty lump from it.
Lesson: I fail at common sense.
"If you don't stand for something in your life, then you will fall for anything"
Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
I fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail, just generally in no specific way, just completely and utter fail.
i fail at not breaking the cable/lead which plugs into my laptop to give me dialup connection. i've broken two now. the clippy bit that holds it in the port. goddamit.
This battered room I’ve seen before
The broken bones they heal no more, no more
With my last breath I’m choking
Will this ever end? I'm hoping
My world is over one more time
I failed Music at GCSE level because i was too busy having fun in the subject i loved. It was a dream subject and it is the only grade out of 16 GCSE's that is marked down as Un-graded or "U" for short.
i failed to take my son to school today as i got sick at the bustop i also failed to take him somewhere last week as i couldn't find the right bus stop to get off this i think is the reson why i failed today things are getting worse not better xxx
I can only please one person a day ......... "Today is Not your day " Tomorrow doesn't look good either!
I failed at making a cup of tea today, not once but twice.
First time I used what I thought was the mug I had tea in at breakfast only to discover it had previosuly contained soup *bleurgh*
Then I got a clean mug, but somehow got muddled poured half a cup of cold water in, added a teabag and then waited for the kettle to boil.
I'm losing my mind