I fail at holding wine glasses (even when I'm sober). One time I knocked the glass over, the glass broke and then I cut myself on the glass - so my friends new rug got red wine AND blood on it. She told me it came out in the wash, but a couple of years later admitted she'd ahd to throw it away.
Another time I dropped a box of glasses and broke 3 in 1 go. It was my friend's wedding glasses...
I failed my driving test..... in a really bad way..... like FOUR MAJORS AND SIXTEEN MINORS. So im getting a lot of stick for that at the moment!
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. I know, right now you can't tell. But stay a while and maybe then you'll see A different side of me Unwell - Matchbox 20
"Why inflict pain on oneself, when so many others are ready to save us the trouble?"
George Pacaud (1879 - 1937)
I fail at cooking sausages. Everytime I try the kitchen fills with black smoke no matter if I fry or grill them. But never burn the sausages, they come out fine and I end up choking my family.
I failed my driving test..... in a really bad way..... like FOUR MAJORS AND SIXTEEN MINORS. So im getting a lot of stick for that at the moment!
I don't understand :P
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Originally Posted by archer one
I fail at cooking sausages. Everytime I try the kitchen fills with black smoke no matter if I fry or grill them. But never burn the sausages, they come out fine and I end up choking my family.
Okay that's pretty skilled!!!
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
I fail at sleeping, like last night went to bed at 9 cos i was knackered thinking oh i wont wake up til at least 6... no i woke up at 3 and havent slept since how great placement will be today (Y)
I failed at wrapping my burrito...
It tore and the salsa went all over my lap!
Seriously though? I failed at helping myself when it was needed the most.
*gives you a napkin*
Honey, it's never too late to help yourself *nods* believe me!
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Originally Posted by Wonderful Dream
I fail at sleeping, like last night went to bed at 9 cos i was knackered thinking oh i wont wake up til at least 6... no i woke up at 3 and havent slept since how great placement will be today (Y)
oh that sucks :( *pets*
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
I HAD A DREAM ABOUT RYL.
Then I forgot what it was.
It had signposts
Like I was actually in the forum.
But I don't remember anymore.
AND THIS MORNING.
I fell in the left over bath water (:
*Fail*