Adult - funny things you did at school

[nothing_else_matters]

i was thinking about all the trouble i used to get in at school when i was younger the other day and it left me wondering what utterly hilariously rebellious things all you lot did at school??

i remember once i threw a yoghurt on the school bus and it exploded and went all over the bus driver. i got banned from the bus for a year and had to walk around the next day on a school trip holding the teachers hand! lol!

another time me and my friend were in the cloakroom and i say to my friend 'you shouldnt go through someones bag in case theres something private in there' and my friend says 'what like a dildo?'. later that day a teacher pulls us out the lesson and says 'at lunch time rebecca you were heards saying when i get home i am going to sit on my dildo'. priceless moment. that wasnt what had been said at all.

please share yours!!

[hhc_lover07]

Me and 2 friends decided to break into the basement of the main building ofour school. There is a legend that the school is haunted (it's one of the oldest schools here), and the school rumor was that the ghost was often seen in the basement.

Here, we eat lunch outside, and they lock up the buildings and guard them. So, we all got into the building, met under the stairs with out tools, ranging from cards to hair pins to pens. lol. And got to work.

That lock would not open, and I'm actually pretty good at picking locks!! (Dont ask... lol)

What we didn't plan for was a teacher waking by. He stopped us, mid picking, and asked us what we were doing. So, we pretty much had to explain. lol.

The next year, in october, they decided to run a haunted tour of the basement... I was too busy ditching to go though... =[

Another thing we did, which we go in trouble for (which was stupid) was post missing flyers around the school and hand them out. My sister had taken a spork (a spoon/fork combo), and given it a name an personality. And he actually became a pretty well known drag queen in the school. (I went to a big scool too!) But she introduced him to EVERYONE. ANd he looked SOOOOOO good. She was kinda legend at the school too.... Pretty much cause she did some of the most creative things.

Anyway, Jimmy disappeared one day, so a few of us came up w the idea of making missing posters for him. And a bunch of us handed out the flyers, asked teachers to post them in classes (some did...), and hung them around the school. Then when they got torn don, we would re post. One day we got caught hanging the poster and yelled at.

Yes, for hanging missing posters for a spork... I dont get it.

[stephielamb]

Did you ever find Jimmy the spork?

[whirlpools]

one time, when we were quite a small history class, we had this teacher who was lovely and awesome but occasionally we used to take advantage of her. one day she thought she could hear some people smoking in the girls' loos, so she went to the history office to phone reception. whilst she was gone, the whole class hid in the history cupboard (not even a big cupboard!) and when the teacher came back... i mean, she really panicked.

the next ones are in Sixth form:

another time, we duct taped a boy to one of those office chairs, and wheeled him out into the corridor up to the main hall. head of year = not happy.

then once i remember being in IT and two girls army-crawled into the lesson using plastic straws as headpieces and talking into them, then one of them asked a member of the class (in the middle of a lecture) if she knew where a missing shoe was. the member then replied "check the microwave". the girls army-crawled back out, like it was the most normal thing in the world.

a third time, a girl went into a Sixth form maths class whilst the lesson was in full-swing, and said to the teacher "i'm so sorry to interrupt, but could i just ask Liam if i could borrow his KY?"

can't think of any more for now.