So I'm going to America soon for a couple of weeks with the rents.
What things are nice?
What should I try?
I already want to try twinkies as I have heard so much about them, but what else can I add to my list.
Go see DC. Seriously. Wandering around the mall (not a shopping mall, but the mall where all the museums are) is pretty nice.
See if you can find a southern type BBQ place with pulled pork and all. That stuff is delicious. Those places generally have the word 'pig' in their name from what I've seen, but not always. I don't know if you have that stuff over there.
Oh! E. L. Fudge cookies are AMAZING. Well, I love them. You should have some. And Oreos. And and and and yeah.
Avoid anyone with an orange wristband!
Avoid any women hanging out of the back of a fire truck!
Eat a 20lb steak!
Get a hot-dog from a street vendor.
Buy a Wall Street journal and read it on the tube nodding and talking loudly on your phone shouting "BUY BUY BUY"
Go to silicone valley and make a porno movie. Not the geek valley!
Count how many people ask you if you know the queen.
Wrestle an alligator.
Avoid ALL Female paramedics!
Buy a gun!
Become a survivalist extremist in the mid-west and marry your cousin whilst planning to blow up congress when the new world order takes over.!
GO ON JERRY SPRINGER!
*wonders at what point the merkins (as bush would say) will start beating on me?*
Poke George Bush with a poison tipped dart in the neck!
Wear your undies on the outside of your clothes and run around pretending you are the next superhero.
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
