A dilemma...

Merc · 30-11-2009, 11:22 PM

That age old question has come once again...
silky muff?
Fluffy muff?

How to decide??
Once again, I turn to you lovely members in hopes of some help in not feeling all alone in this problem I am having. I feel I am in need of your perspective/opinions on this rather weighty matter.
I know no one here can take the place of a trained professional. I'm just looking for persoanl experiences.
i will ctc a professional if it becomes necessary.
I know i can trust in your experience and personal experiences.
Thank you so much for helping to clear up this ever-present confusion.

Duffer44 · 30-11-2009, 11:26 PM

hmm this is a tough one i will give it a think and let you know *steams at ears while thinking*

Margo · 30-11-2009, 11:37 PM

Well It Has to be MITTENS for me. Im Smitten by a good Mitten!

However when it comes to Muff id go silky every time! I mean fluffy is fun but silky is sexy!

Margo · 30-11-2009, 11:37 PM

How do you survey a muff? Do you use a theodolite?

Margo · 30-11-2009, 11:40 PM

What is a Muffbutton? I want one! NOW!

What happens when i push it?

Margo · 30-11-2009, 11:41 PM

*pokes the Muffbutton*

Bitter_Angel · 01-12-2009, 01:23 AM

Is a muffbutton a fabeled place like that g spot place thingy?

Merc · 01-12-2009, 01:27 AM

Don't you remember Irene?
It amde all the newws...the infamous 'g-spot expedition'?
Sadly, some men were lost along the way

Bitter_Angel · 01-12-2009, 01:27 AM

I dont think mine had such a button.
I used to get awful tangled when changing quickly.

Merc · 01-12-2009, 01:28 AM

EEEIIIII
tangled muff strings...
>.<

Merc · 01-12-2009, 01:31 AM

why you should always trim your muff strings
sfaety first, remember

Bitter_Angel · 01-12-2009, 01:36 AM

I should have gone brazillian
but then would there be any strings?

Merc · 01-12-2009, 01:38 AM

hmmm...
*thinks*

Merc · 01-12-2009, 01:39 AM

perhaps irene would know?
She was launching a study...

Bitter_Angel · 01-12-2009, 01:41 AM

ha, a muff with no strings attached! now theres an offer I cant refuse!

Merc · 01-12-2009, 01:43 AM

^^ thats the spirit
*missed kimbalumfrothybum*
You're right, Irene..it IS fun to say out loud
*chants*

Duffer44 · 01-12-2009, 01:47 AM

I pressed a button and got tangled in string please help

Merc · 01-12-2009, 01:49 AM

try to remain calm.
You should NOT have pushed the muffbutton...unusual thing can happen.
The strings should relax shortly...

Bitter_Angel · 01-12-2009, 01:52 AM

Duff, was it a certain time of the month when you pressed that button to get all that string?

Duffer44 · 01-12-2009, 01:53 AM

but i can't stay calm it's trying to kill me

dam muffbutton