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Old 29-11-2008, 09:39 PM   #1
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A Saturday Night Story - the woman driver

A young woman driver is going through a 30 mph zone at 50 mph in her Golf GTI when she notices a motorbike cop on her tail. "Hell" she thinks, then "c'mon, I can lose him".

So she roars up to 60, then 70, and still he's on her tail. So on to 80, 90 and he's still there. Suddenly she spots a service station, comes to a screeching halt and dashes into the loo.

Five minutes later she emerges to find the cop waiting by her car. She gives him her sweetest smile and says "wow, I bet you thought I wasn't going to make it!"


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Old 29-11-2008, 10:42 PM   #2
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Old 30-11-2008, 01:27 AM   #3
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Old 30-11-2008, 01:50 AM   #4
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Old 30-11-2008, 07:01 AM   #5
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Old 30-11-2008, 12:40 PM   #6
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Old 30-11-2008, 03:02 PM   #7
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Old 30-11-2008, 04:03 PM   #8
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Old 30-11-2008, 04:21 PM   #9
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Old 30-11-2008, 08:09 PM   #10
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Old 30-11-2008, 10:55 PM   #11
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Oh dear! She was trying to pretend to the cop that the only reason she was speeding was to get to a loo before she wet herself ...

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Old 30-11-2008, 11:53 PM   #12
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Old 01-12-2008, 12:47 PM   #13
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:50 PM   #14
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Oh dear! She was trying to pretend to the cop that the only reason she was speeding was to get to a loo before she wet herself ...

Tony.
But. Eh. Oh. I don't know. *walks away*




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