Im bored. Long story short. So this thread? Random ramblings. If that worries or scares you please press this escape button-
Hahaha, thats an emoticon you silly bean. I cant believe you pressed it! For Shame!
Anywho, I have really bad garlic breath. I have garlic toast for breakfast and now i smell like a garlic factory. Lucky garlic breath is so damn sexy, eh?
I have no work, and the office is empty because everyone is at a big two day conference thing.
BUT
I have tasty tasty soups! Its 9:25am too early for soup? Im not hungry, far from it in fact, but yum yum.
Ill try to hold off until ten...
Oh, i completely forgot we're having a catered lunch!
Haha, and we get taken out to dinner tonight at the company's expense. Apparently everyone will be getting tanked. Eep...
Oh, garlic burp, well tasty!
The coolest thing! Its so simple and brilliant! You know how when you have a notty nose, and you pull the last tissue out of the box and think "oh crap, i need more, ARGH!!!!"?
Well, this box of tissues, they made the last ten tissues a different colour so you know when youre getting to the end! How genius is that!
I have a feeling that most people are in bed or going to be in bed very soon. But that's cause you're all living in the past! Psht, get with the times! :p
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen
Is a chocolate muffin loving glitter ball
Is garlic bread for breakfast breath any worse than cold pizza for breakfast breath? I drink diet pepsi with breakfast. I make jokes that my breakfast doesn't go snap crackle pop, it goes snap crackle burp.
My husband is my best friend.
In forgiving others, we are not exonerating them. They may not deserve exoneration. Rather, in forgiving others we are giving up our anger over the fact that what happened is not what "should" have happened or that our life is not the way it "should" have been.
I dont see any mention of bums, willies, cocks, fannies, arses, wangs, hooooge whoppers, bee stings, knockers, jugs, balls, nads, butts, brown eyes, hooters or BOOBIES!
interesting *rubs chin* very interesting *rubs some more*
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
How dare you! Thats penguin entrapment! surely thats against the T&C's of this site and as a responsible staff member Erin you should know better!
SWEATY DEW FLAPS!!! yeah take that!
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
I went out with my work collegues. Ended up playing "glass for glass" with one girl, then we skulled cocktails and sipped mojitos at my bosses encouragement, lost everyone, stumbled around the city trying to find my way even though i know the area quite well, by myself but on the phone to some poor soul who had to tell me that i was worried about nothing, got in a cab, spent so long drooling over how good maccas would be right now i missed the turn off for Mc Donalds and never got any, got home, drank a big glass of water and went to sleep. Woke up a bit tired, with a tiny headache and thought "gee, i hope i wasnt to bad around my work mates"
Get in to work and walk into my bosses office, who is the State Manager.
"Good morning"
He looks at me, clutches his forehead and says "No, its not"
The poor dear was out partying til after 3am. Haha.
*snorts* he just walked past me, looks at me and declares "i need coke and chips" and wandered off. teehee
