Our Father, who art in prison, even mum knows not His name, thy chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon, give us this day our welfare bread,and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us, lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing, for thine is the chavdom, the burberry and the Bacardi, for ever and ever.
Innit
SERENITY is my RYL mum.
SOLO is my RYL auntie.
SEFKA is my RYL daughter.
DAYS GONE BYE is my RYL sister.
JEFFERSON.MERIWETHER is my RYL son.
OLINESS is my RYL son.
SERENITY is my RYL mum.
SOLO is my RYL auntie.
SEFKA is my RYL daughter.
DAYS GONE BYE is my RYL sister.
JEFFERSON.MERIWETHER is my RYL son.
OLINESS is my RYL son.
Do not be dismayed by the brokenness of the world. All things can be mended. Not with time, as they say, but with intention. So go. Love intentionally, extravagantly, unconditionally. The broken world awaits in darkness for the light that is you.
Dont get me wrong, i'm not a chav, but why is it okay to take the piss out of some groups in society but not others?
OH BUT I DID!
Presenting The Emo's Lords prayer!
Our Father, who art in a dark place,
Satan be not His name, thy emodom come, like a bullet from a gun, in this dark sadtimes cave, give us this day our black eyeliner,and forgive us our fringe-covered tears, as we self destruct for those who just don't understand us, lead us not into normal coloured hair, but deliver us our skinny jeans, for thine is the emodom, the razors and the screaming music, for ever and ever.
A*sob*Men
I tried being emo once. theres a thread on here. It was awful. Perhaps i could try being a chav for a week next? Id like to model myself on that splendid chap from Ndubz with the silly hat............
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
Dont get me wrong, i'm not a chav, but why is it okay to take the piss out of some groups in society but not others?
I guess thats what most jokes do though. Poke fun at others. I dont want to offend.
And ninjapenguin innit man know what I mean bruv, is it cos you is a mitten an all dat???
SERENITY is my RYL mum.
SOLO is my RYL auntie.
SEFKA is my RYL daughter.
DAYS GONE BYE is my RYL sister.
JEFFERSON.MERIWETHER is my RYL son.
OLINESS is my RYL son.
SERENITY is my RYL mum.
SOLO is my RYL auntie.
SEFKA is my RYL daughter.
DAYS GONE BYE is my RYL sister.
JEFFERSON.MERIWETHER is my RYL son.
OLINESS is my RYL son.
J'u get me bruv? Ennit! Dog i iz da top mitten ennit geez. Like wiv da no fingers and everfink ennit, na'meen?
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Originally Posted by tifflehan
I guess thats what most jokes do though. Poke fun at others. I dont want to offend.
And ninjapenguin innit man know what I mean bruv, is it cos you is a mitten an all dat???
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
Oh and bravo to the young fellow who posted the emo poem! *throws bouquette and underpants in admiration*
~Phoenix~ is my Little Sister of Awesomeness and Self-Delusion :P Bitter Angel is my Mitten Animad is my Top Trump All Im Living For - Is my beautiful and special daughter who isnt called Kim but will moan if i dont add her :P
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