ADULT, couldn't be clearer and about as ADULT as it gets, lol.
 

I need to have sex.
Or I think I might die.

Literally.
It's been sometime since we have had any personal time or space.
I'm so busy at work that I'm exhausted when I get home. Ded's friend and his brother are staying here, which I don't mind doing, but his brother never goes out. And if he does then it's during the day and he's always in when I get home. He's been here nearly a month. Granted he's going back to Oz soon but I'm going barmy.
I. Need. To. Get. Laid.

I think my head is going to explode and although that wasn't meant to be a pun it works both ways! I feel the need to grab him and attack him in brilliantly violent ways he only dreams about! He's so hot, and so built and when he looks at me I melt into a million drops! Everytime he comes over and kisses me I feel like I'm going to pop!

Help...*whimperwhimper*

Iz xxx

I just... *sniggers*

Salt in the wound!
I intend to pounce in about 10 minutes. If he turns away I think I might actually die. (This is not suicidal, it's puuuuure frustration) I don't want to die, lol I just want to have sex!

God damn friends, why won't they go to bed!!!

Jess...that was just mean ;)

erm...do it yourself? :p

IZZING!!! Stay right there! I'm on my way! *runs out the door and heads to London*

hehehe I couldn't help it... I actually sniggered.... heh heh heh

or they'll join in... either way yu'll have fun :P

I have to admit, I actually laughed at Erin too.....I think a new superhero has been developed......Erin is the "Sexual Frustration Fairy", she wears stiletos, fishnets and leather. She has a cape of red velvet, a whip instead of a wand and she comes flying in to help.....relieve....your "problems".

*Ahem*

That all being said, is there anywhere private you can drag him? Ask him to go to the store with you to get milk and park in a secluded spot and have a little fun?

Oh ****. My secret identity has been discovered!

secret? what secret? that's a well known fact!

and I was laughing at izzie... hehehehehe cause i'm a bitch :D

Jess, we all know the only action you get is from fantasizing about Eragon :P

Who reckons Erin needs a signal? Like the bat signal but with a penis in it? Or is that a bit too much?

*shoves aidey*

erin doesn't need a signal... she's a signal all by herself! *licks*

You don't have to get violent just because I'm right.

Bless. So romantic :P

^^^^

Please note the complete lack of smut, innuendo or reference to any genitalia or eroginous zones in that reply!

Hellow izzlington , MWAH XXX

psht. you'r enot right. i'm right.


so izzie dear... did you get lucky? or more to the point.. did deds get lucky? hehehehe

yes she does. jess loves a bit of shovin'

*feels Matt's forehead* Are you running a fever?!?! *is alarmed*

I am in a VERY VERY VERY...good mood!!!
I forced him to "Tuck me in" when I went to bed. He does it every night (I go to bed pretty early and he doesn't work = stays up all night playing computer games) and I decided he could tuck me in whilst I happened to be naked.
He couldn't resist it ;)

*Waves at Maffew* hello sweetie.

Ded got lucky.
Ded got very very lucky.

He beat you to it Erin'ness, sorry :P

Iz x (In a VERY good moooooood, and intending to ring the bell for round two!)

Aidey, I really wish we had a car. We could have had this much fun weeks ago ;)

Married life is going to be goooooooooooood for the Ded man!

x

Now might not be the time to introduce the licking.
It had been so long that once hasn't satisfied the...erm....needs?
Lol.

*licks you back quickly and discretely*
x