A Saturday Night Story - Now we are Six.
 

A small girl went into the sitting room at home where her father was reading the paper.
"Daddy, where does poo come from?" she asked.
Father, feeling a bit perturbed that his five-year-old daughter was already asking difficult questions, thought for a moment and said:
"Well, you know when we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," replied the girl.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take all the good stuff out, and then whatever's left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the loo. That's poo."
The small girl looked perplexed and sat in stunned silence for a while. Then she asked "And Tigger?"

Tony (with apologies to A A Milne.)

Awwwwwwwww that's uber cute and slightly eww-y at the same time.

But a good story, well done Tony =]

haha!
Took me a second to get it !
x

I don't get the tigger bit haha hmmmm

pooh bear
tigger


...if you don't get the tigger bit you don't get any of it...

Lol! took me a second or so to get it!

Still waiting for the gorilla story!

Awwwh and eww!

Nic
xxx

tony you have utterly disappointed me with the lack of gorillaness in this story. mand x

Mandi, the gorilla remains strictly in reserve. But for the moment:

The gorilla is a giant ape
Whose chest and things will make you gape ...
Some bits require a two foot tape -
Or p'raps this thread is just a jape?

Tony (not a serious contender for Poet Laureate)

*Giggles*

hee hee xD

lol at the story and Mr Tony's poem :P

soph.

hey, i have this book!
i like binker... best poem ever

Dare I ask what Things and Bits you are referring to or should i skip the explanation and go straight to the shuddering?

I think I get it now :blush:

The male gorilla's "bits" are disproportionately small for the gorilla's size. Humans are bigger.

story= amusing
poem= hmmmm...

Thanks for that Animal Planet style update Aidey...

Challenge, Aidey - how do you know (I'm sure you don't spend hours studying the subject)? Wait till we get onto elephants!

And, Salanna, that wasn't intended as poetry - it was cheapo doggerel, just intended to amuse ...

Tony (in anthropoid mode).