Jokes
 

Share some of your favourite jokes here. So, with no further ado, let the jokes begin! :laugh:

Here are a couple of one-liners to get the ball rolling:

Velcro...what a rip-off!

I was walking along the road the other day when an inflatable monkey zoomed past. It was a hot air baboon!

Ok I'm really bad at telling jokes but I'll try one or two.

What do cows do when it rains?


Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter!


And one I made up all by myself.
Whenever someone asks where you get a certain bus from, I always say..

Sorry they're so bad.

Haha, they're pretty good! The Twitter one is my personal favourite :-p Here a couple more:

I was going to tell a joke about aerials, but I didn't think it would get a good reception.

I tried to come up with some jokes about cricket...I was stumped.

And one my favourites:

"Broken guitar for sale - no strings attached!"

Oh, oh I have another one!

I tried to become a doctor but I had no patience.

Hahaha :laugh: I love it!

One more:

I don't like my hands. I always keep them at arm's length.

And here's one I came up with myself, not sure if it's funny:

So this bloke asked if I knew anything about my neighbour's land. I said "I'm sorry, that's not my field"

A person walked in to a bar , he said ouch

What are three consecutive days of the week, which doesn't include Monday , Wednesday, Friday and Sunday.