The difference between Men and women in the shower! :P
 

I read this in GQ today and it made me titter so i thought i would post it!

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

• take off clothes and place them sectioned in a laundry basket according to colour.
• walk to bathroom wearing dressing gown
• if you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas
• look at your physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more leg lifts in the morning
• get in the shower
• use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah and pumice stone
• wash your hair once with sage and cucumber shampoo with 43 added vitamins
• condition your hair with grapefruit and mint-enhanced conditioner
• wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red
• wash the rest of your body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash
• shave armpits and legs
• turn off shower
• sponge off all wet surfaces in the shower
• spray mould spots with tile cleaner
• dry with towel the size of a small country
• wrap hair in super absorbent towel
• return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head
• if you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas
• spend 40 minutes drying hair with hand held jet engine

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

• take clothes off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile
• walk naked to the bathroom
• if you see wife along the way, shake your manhood and make a "woo-hoo" sound
• admire your physique in the mirror and the size of your manhood. Scratch backside
• get in shower
• wash your face
• wash your armpits
• blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off
• spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area
• wash your hair with stuff from the bottle nearest to hand
• make a shampoo mohawk
• pee like a racehorse
• rinse and get out of the shower
• fail to notice water on the floor because the curtain was hanging out of the bath
• admire size of manhood in mirror again
• leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on
• return to bedroom with towel around waist
• if you pass wife, pull off towel and make a "woo-hoo" sound
• throw wet towel on bed
• run fingers through hair twice to dry it

THE END

lol sounds about right.

nah men dotn shower :P

*takes notes*

how informative!

Hahahah pretty accurate, I think.

"Make the Woo-Hoo Sound"

LOL

I always wondered why I hear nose-blowing sounds anytime a man is in the shower.

why do I so have to agree with all of this except the man with the towel around the waist....
I think that was left on the bathroom floor!

DARN IT :plain:

The secrets out !

That's good, seems right to me!

In that case I think I'm a man...

That reassures me that I'm female!

Matthew, did you actually make a post without using the word 'boobies'? Or maybe my eyes are deceiving me!

I'm half male, half female by that description.. *giggles*.

Sadly, I think I'm mainly male.. o_0
Apart from some of them.. peeing in the shower, blowing your nose in your hands... etc..? Ick.

x

Same here - except I refuse to pee in the shower.

hehehehe my boyfriend leaves water all over the floor!!! I get pissy at him though so I tell him off and he tries to make sure that he wipes it all up, I hate it was I get my clothes wet because the floor is wet!!!! I think I shall send him this :D

*pounces on Jess*

Similar, but different:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6myNf7Cw0Kg

I knew I'd seen that somewhere before! lol

LOL...the video on youtube looks rather correct :P

Good one! *lols*