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Waylander 16-12-2011 04:06 PM

The Cheated Marine (harley's dad style)
 
I enjoy Harley's Dad telling us his stories so i thought I'd share one after his style.
I came across this old story whilst browsing armed forces forums and other well manly stuff that im interested in... because im such a manly man grr.

A marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter, she explained that she had slept with two men whilst he was away on tour and she now wanted to break up with him. She also demanded he send back the pictures of her that he had.
The marine did what any other man would have done. He went around the company and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He mailed back a few dozen pictures of women in varying states of undress with a note attatched-
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

Fry 16-12-2011 04:52 PM

*sniggered* :-)

Harley's Dad 16-12-2011 05:06 PM

I like it very much. How awful to get a "dear John" letter when you're serving thousands of miles from home. She was obviously a bitch and he was well rid!

Tony.

whirlpools 16-12-2011 06:01 PM

That's brilliant! Hahaha!

akita 16-12-2011 06:07 PM

I think Tony has told that before but I still liked reading it.

Harley's Dad 16-12-2011 07:40 PM

No I haven't/didn't - though I'm always ready to take any spare credit!

Tony.

akita 16-12-2011 07:43 PM

Oh my bad then.

Ninja Orange 16-12-2011 08:03 PM

I've seen that one loads of times, but I always laugh when I read it :D

MunchBox 16-12-2011 08:23 PM

^That, still laughed though.

Cacoethes 16-12-2011 08:27 PM

ive seen it a few times before.

but it is brilliant!

Harley's Dad 17-12-2011 12:58 AM

Where the hell have I been then, that so many of you have seen it before and I haven't. I still love it!

Tony.

Buttons. 17-12-2011 06:00 AM

Ha ha that is fantastic.

Ettie 17-12-2011 09:17 AM

iv never seen it!
Though i do like it, its fantastic. *sends to my dad*


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