Silly things you've done when drunk or half asleep!
 

I was making breakfast this morning and poured boiling water on my cornflakes instead of into my coffee.

I've also put the cereal packet in the fridge before now when I was half asleep.

Whats the silliest things you have done?

Put milk in the fabric softener part of the washing machine....

I do that kind of thing all the time, when I'm completely awake/ sober. xD

The classic "yogurt pot in sink and spoon in bin" many a time :P

i do things like that on an hourly basis when im sober...when im drunk i do it so many times its unbelievable :P :-) too many to list

of course there was that time i put the milk in the dishwasher and my bowl of cereal in the fridge and walked upstairswithout any breakfast...then realised i needed breakfast :L

um when i was in hospital i was up for two days before finally falling asleep awoke for meds therecompletely out of it i demanded we need to get a catflap from focus o.O i got really wound up forand i didn't need a catflap at all at home so what the hell!?

Also having an argument with the tv oh and falling in a river o.O no doubt i can think of more

I tend to say funny things.
One example:
(when lying in bed, half asleep..) "you'll never win the olympics.. not with that brush"
Doh.

Last year, when I had a couple of jobs and working every day, I'd often end up cycling round round the countryside, half asleep, trying to remember which job I was supposed to be going to.

Once spent ages ripping the house appart trying to find my car keys.
They were in the cutlery drawer.

cauliflower & broccoli with sweet & sour sauce

Hahaha, I do some stupid things when sober/drunk - there isn't really a difference except when drunk I don't mind as much!

Once while drunk I told my friend Ffion that actually, no, her name was not Ffion - she was just pretending :D In that same night I refused point blank to believe that I was sat in a garden when I was in fact pulling out the grass from the lawn (O.o) and repeatedly asked my friends why it was dark. When they replied 'because it's night time, Kate' I said 'but why is it night time??' All this coming from an A* physics student...I should know why it's dark :P

One morning I went outside to smoke, put a filter in my mouth and tried to light it before I realised I needed to roll one...
Another time I had only had three hours sleep after a long night of essay writing, went into uni to hand it in and then bought a chocolate flapjack from the shop. I remember concentrating very hard on the task of putting the wrapper in the bin and not my half eaten flapjack... but alas, all in vain.

My boyfriend also sometimes talks, not in his sleep but when he's just on the verge of falling asleep. He'll think he's been talking to me when really most of its just been his own thoughts, so I get the conclusion of our 'talk': "We could just go to the homebase carpark and drive around in circles"
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I woke up after a night out once and couldn't find my contact lens pot or the bracelets I'd been wearing anywhere. I found them later...the contact lens pot was inside my pen pot and the bracelets were wrapped around my pens. At least I must have known I should take them off before sleeping...!

Once whilst drunk I poured out hot water to make a cup of tea straight into my handbag instead of my mug and broke my iPod.

I remember once i had just finished making a cup of tea and instead of putting the milk in the fridge i put it in the cupborad and i went to put the kettle in the fridge!

Put my phone charger in the fridge once O_o

I woke up and realised we had room inspections that day so I got up, still half a sleep, and attempted to hide my lamp. (We can't have our own lamps in uni rooms for some reason..:S) ANYWAY.

Half asleep I had the genius idea of hiding the lamp with a towel. That covered half of it.

...The back half of it. The front was still visible... :/ ahaha.

Ahhhh oh how I have so many of these moments lol

Last week I went out to celebrate graduating from University and when I came home I was that drunk I fell asleep slumped over my bookcase :blink:

I woke up several hours later having a serious WTF moment!

Once, when I was in bed and half asleep, mother came in to kiss me goodnight (I was like 13/14) and I just go "Fu*k off Henry, don't do that!" Henry was my best friend at the time. FML.