Penis Envy!
 

Oh man i saw this penis and it had the most amazing suit on and its hair was so thick and shiney and it was soo good looking and was driving a mad sports car and it was whitty and charming and dynamic and all the other lady noo-noos were all swooning over it..............



damn i am so jealous

I thought this was going to be a dig at Freud. I am disappointed.

Is this one of those things where you substitute one word for another like here http://www.partyvibe.com/forums/joke...otes-when.html

If it is, I don't get it.
If it isn't... I still don't get it.
But the link's funny :)

O_0 ....

Don't worry, Maffew, I lol'd :3

Hmmmmmmm

theres only two people who call me that here. do i know you? ¬.¬

ahem, i have your phone number saved as ninjamatt so there! 3 people!

heeheehee.

thou hast cheered me up this morning.

*gives you a medal*

Maffew you nana not matthew or matt :P

Fran you haz a bump!!!! O_o

i said ninjamatt :p and i stick with it. it's the bestest.

and yes, i am with bump. naughty bump is giving me heartburn to annoying extent but not to the extent i want to do anything about me and it's kicking about and the most innappropriate of times. and so i'm all awake and manthing is snoring away next to me :(

I have penis envy
I mean how cool would it be to pee standing!
So much easier on a night out.

This made me lol. xD

well it isnt me i only call you maffew when you are naughty! one person sprang to mind but maybe not x

:whistling: :ermm: :wow: :crazy: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Man i lol'd at this alot. Thanks.

My penis is better than that penis. And sharlie's penis.

I also have penis envy.
Toilet time would be better.