Haha.
 

Was sent this a wee while ago and couldn't help but laugh.

Article. :yeah:

Jumping doesn't help? :|
Bummer.

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Reading that was amusing.

Dammit Shona - maybe I shoulda done that!

:/

I mean, seriously, wasn't it you that posted that thing about the pregnant woman making her husband use a condom because she didn't want twins?

Don't be silly, the husband continued to use protection because, though she was already pregnant with one baby, he didn't want to conceive another baby whilst she was pregnant and so have twins. Men taking their responsibility over contraception a bit too far.

Should always follow my advice Chelsea ;)

This is great, I now have an excuse to jump on the bed ^_^

lol :D

what do you think your parents would say if you seriously said 'but i didnt want to get pregnant...'
'you're having sex?'
'not right this moment...i'm talking to you now'
'but you've slept with x?'
'erm no....but i heard jumping up and down helped to prevent pregnancy, i thought i'd do a lot now so i don't get pregnant for years yet'
'honey, you're only 8...'

:D

^^^^ RAOTFLMAO

Snigger! That is really funny!

Lozx

Seriously!!!!! That's so bad!

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

:hop: << we all know what this smiley thinks then!

So 1 in 3 british women are idiots

so if you sleep with 3 british women the likely hood is that after you leave one of them will think...oooo i better jump on the bed now to stop getting pregnant :/ thats so bad lol.xx

This makes me ashamed to be British. *Cringes*

Where is the logic in that, really?!

I only read the first paragraph.

That's enough for me to read. :P

But what a load of bollocks! Lmao! That's given Brits a bad name!

that amused me!! i wondered why i used to hear my flatmate jumpig around in the middle of the night - hehe

Haha.