Funny one-liners? haha
 

Hey, just wanted to post some of my favorite one-liners and things off t-shirts and see if anyone else has some good ones! Sorry if they seem kind of offensive; I'm not trying to poke fun at anyone or anything fyi. so yep:

* light a man on fire, warm him for a day. light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
* 668: neighbor of the beast
* 665: a lesser evil
* I found Jesus! He's over here!
* Friends are God's way of making up for family
* I want to leave this world the way I came in....screaming and covered in someone else's blood
* I'm going to start thinking positively. But I don't think it will work (haha!)
* Procrastinators of the world, unite! How does tomorrow work for you?
* We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
* If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one enjoys it?

hehehe :laugh: if you've guys got any other good one liners or other short and funny things please add.

I think you mean, give a man a fire, he's warm for a day. light a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life .

But yeah, those are funny.

hahahaha :D My favourite was the diarrhea one :D That is a strange sentence :P

Haha i like the family one.
Read the siggie:D

i totally dont get the first one

I Like The Pizza One.
And The diarrhea one.

If God exsisted Platypus' wouldn't! lol!

See signature?
:doze:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Procrastinate now, don't put it off!

Have to agree with Katiee on this; that's one cracked me up!

good, i'm glad to see you guy's liked them ^^ they really lighten my mood. and yeah, I saw your guy's siggies, cracked me up =) especially the milkshake and anniversay ones.

what do platypi have to go with god? i'm so confused XP

and I meant:
light a man a fire, warm him for a day. light a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.
sorry, that makes more sense now.

* Procrastinators of the world, unite! How does tomorrow work for you?

I liked this one, haha

Dyslexics of the world untie!

And I love your sig, Bleeding Angel =]

I have loads of tshirts with things written on them

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy it

I'm only smiling because I don't know whats going on

I like you best I'll kill you last

Smile once each day and get it over with

haha loved the pizza one

Ellen DeGeneres quote?

Ellen DeGeneres indeed =D