If you changed sex for the day......
 

What would you do????


If i were a laydee for the day i wouldnt play with my breasts as you are all thinking.

Actually id want PMT so that i could spend the day eating as much junk and crappy food as possible and being vile to everyone with no trace of guilt what so ever!

1) Get a blow job.
2) Wee standing up.
3) Get a blow job.
4) Wee standing up.
5) Get a blow job.
6) Get a blow job.
7) Get a blow job.
8) Wee standing up.
9) Get a blow job.
10) Get a blow job.

Think that pretty much covers it.

prolly sit watch porn, eat cheetos, drink beer...
OH

WAIT

THAT'S what i do NOW...hmm get back to ya!!!:p
romp

When I'm out exploring ghost towns, water a tree, shrub etc standing up so I don't have to worry about being positioned just so so I don't have to worry about splashing my feet.

Burp in public without having people give me disgusted looks.

Enjoy getting stuff off of the top shelves without having to use either a step stool or barbeque tongs.

Eat an entire carton of heavenly hash ice cream without really counting the calories.

hmmm.....i like this.

i would walk around with my shirt off to get a proper tan.
fart and burp all i wanted.
scratch myself in the obvious place.
race a motorcycle.
spit all i wanted.
have all my friends over to watch the superbowl and get sloppy drunk.
play xbox for hours and NOT feel guilty.
get lipstick on my collar....yep, yep.

:crying: romp stole my answer

what's with all these ladies that are awaiting this sex change before they drink beer and burp and fart all the time? Gee, I do that now.

Now, if I became a man for a day... well. I would want to have relations with a lady, for sure... but I would say the greater portion of my day would be spent running around seeing what things I can stick my willy in.

Doughnut shop! Here I come!

If I were a guy for a day, I would be the most popular guy in the world.
I'd know what to say, do and act like.

All guys should take notes :)

Stand in a mirror and be like "EWWW"
Totally seconding the peeing standing up.
Sex. With a girl and a boy. Doesn't have to be at the same time.
Sex with myself.
Walk around naked for a bit.
Maybe some more sex type stuff.
Have a bit of a wander,see if I got like, treated differently as a bloke.
More sex.

Then I'd want my boobs back for sure.

I agree with both of these.

I also like Chels' answers.

I'd totally pee standing up!

Id spend 14 hours getting ready to go out. Jump into the passenger seat of the car and then when we start to drive away i will take out my mirror and start to apply my eye makeup, and then moan that my partner is driving too erritically for my to apply it properly.

WHY DO YOU GIRLS DO THAT?????

I dunno. I don't wear makeup any more. My husband thinks I'm high maintainence because it takes me 40 minutes to get ready in the morning. He complained about the surface area until I swung my hair at him and said every beautiful strand!

i burp and fart, im more manly than fox :D

but i would love to know what a hard on feels like and to also have a pee standing up.also have sex with a woman.

if only it could be done :(

"i stepped out with dinsdale on several ocasions, he was willing to introduce one to members of the aristocracy and fellow gang members, and whats more he knew how to treat a female impersonator" (ninja will get the quote if no 1 else does , i think anyway)

i think id spend most of the day doing stuff i couldnt possibly post here as i get banned. would be interesting to c what all the fuss about the pmt "myth" (flinches in preperation for on coming mauling)

*chuckles at Chels' list*

I think I'd screw a certain somebody and try peeing standing up and probably end up chopping 'it' off.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FDW1shmqA"]YouTube - The Piranha Brothers pt. 2[/ame]

The more i watch, the more i think im related to dinsdale >.<

genius stuff

haha I have thought about this many times before :

IF I WERE A GUY FOR A DAY I WOULD:
A. Blow Job
B. Have sex with a female
C. Masterbate
D. Walka round with the shirt off
E. Eat like a pig
F. Drink beer all day
G. Wear baggy clothes and wash accosinly
H. Pee standing up
I. Measure my penis
J. Be the coolest person in school
K. Have some totally awsome fun whislteing at girls !!!
K.

I would DANCE IN A BAR IN JUST MY UNDERPANTS :]

I get funny looks because I like wearing man y-fronts :]
I bought a pair in Spain and they were just like.. mmkay?

omg mark you sexist prick *blocks from life*

yes i have, i can and i almost have some direction

ermm if im not mistaken it was you who complained when applying mascara in my car while i was driving!!!

And the first thing i would do as a male, write my name on the wall in pee. Genius:Y:

I can't imagine what would happen to my clothing if I tried to pee standing up. Wait never mind, I could. I just spend a lot of time exploring the back of beyond looking for ghost towns it would be convenient.

Excuse me, what is this about sexist driving? There are about four catagories of bad drivers around here. The absolute worst is what we call "testosterone poisoning" guys between 16 and 25. The ones who think the posted speed limits are in light years?

Lmao! I am well practiced at peeing standing up (well squatting) but if I were one of those smelly boys for a day, I’d but some of those PJ’s with the holes in the front & wear them all day so I could pee wherever I pleased with out even having to take my pants down!

I would also go to a strip club & get a lap dance.

Thats about it

Vets seem to be obsessed with pee......

*denies mascara* >.>

Oh Oh Oh. Another thing i would do is contract Flu. THEN i could PROVE that women DO NOT get it as badly as men!

We do get flu as badly as men. We're just used to having to do things no matter what that we work through being sick.

On the point of bad driving my boyfriend and i have a points system when we are in the car together, i gain points when men drive badly etc and he was so far behind he tried to claim elderly men in his catergory to make up the points

Also i squatted once (drunk and thrown out of a party) never again, men have it so easy, you can go where and when you want

why would I want to be a man??????????!!!!!!!

:rollfloor:

Go Susan!! :clap:

I don't have a choice about squatting out in the back of beyond. But I have to make sure I'm watering sand or dirt, not rock or gravel. That splatters then i go around the rest of the day with my shoes and socks and pants hems icky. There really is a technique to this. I've learned it the hard way over the years.

If there isn't enough cover, plants and rocks, to hide behind I've learned to do it out in the open where I can hear or see another car coming!

Dare I say anything about the potential for sunburn?

ouch.

Or is moonburn a better term?

watch porn
get a blow job
wee standing up

MOONBURN hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa excellent i love it. i will start using it :D

If I were a man......

I might:
get a blow job,
have sex with another bloke
have sex with a woman too
sniff and have 3 weeks off and say I have flu (yes boys, you know that's what happens!)

I don't need to do anything about driving, coz now, as a blonde woman, blokes get out the way when they see me and my truck in their rear views - those of them that look their rear views anyway!

'moonburn' -- snort!

Lozx

I'd get myself a sports bra or something. (Lady lumps can't be comfortable).

I might get myself a pet rabbit.

I would get completely ready for a night out in less than half an hour to prove that it doesn't need to take 3 hours or more.

I would walk around all day with my shirt off, provided that I had better abs than I do now. That's really the only thing guys can do that makes me jealous.

Oh and I tried to pee standing up once, against a bush when I was really drunk. I missed the bush and just basically peed my pants. And I think I accidentally mooned a car that was driving by. That was a fun night.

hehe, if i were a guy for a day i would
get a blow job,
have sex
see if can swing my penis round like a propellor
find some snow and piss to write my name in it!

i like this thread its highly amuzing!!!

this thread is hilarious lmao
i just dont know what i would do if i was a girl, probably something really manly and butch

As much as guys like them, lady bumps are not comfortable. I call the garment that secures them my rib digger.

It takes me 40 minutes to get ready to go in the morning in part because I have so much hair that has to be washed twice then the ends conditioned. When my husband and I go on a date it is usually a road trip so it takes the same amount of time to get ready.

oooooh id sit and watch LOADS of porn with my friends and relish in the fact that NO ONE can see me getting excited. I wouldnt have to put a cusion on my lap or anything.

"see if can swing my penis round like a propellor"

Haha doing the Willywindmill is sooooo funky!

lamo @ willywindmill

as for not noticing if you get aroused... girls tend to give out signals too... like getting a bit squirmy or hot or rapid breathing or even holding their breath... its just not quite so blatant.... but thats just boys all over!

OMG totally sounds like what one of my friends does, rofl 19 and still majorly obsessed like that :P silly boy that he is


ummm, if I was a guy for a day.... aside for the obviiuos afformention sex related things. Id want to crashtackle someone and NOT get looked at like a weirdo..... Id alos then probably have the courage to hit on certain people at school, oh and my bestie lol

I lvoe how sex obsessed Vets is. Almost every reply has something abotu a blowjob in it.

Willywindmill? Haha, that just reminded me.

Id see how many Puppetry of the Penis things i could do :p

I'd walk around all day with no top on,
Sleep in just my boxers
Not worry about not wearing any makeup
Get up 10 minutes before having to go out because I wouldnt have to straighten my hair
Go out and see how many girls numbers I can get.
Have blatent sexual conversations in public without being told to be "more lady like"

Id want to get asked on a date.















































cus i never have been >.<