The difference between Men and women in the shower! :P
 

I read this in GQ today and it made me titter so i thought i would post it!

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

• take off clothes and place them sectioned in a laundry basket according to colour.
• walk to bathroom wearing dressing gown
• if you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas
• look at your physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more leg lifts in the morning
• get in the shower
• use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah and pumice stone
• wash your hair once with sage and cucumber shampoo with 43 added vitamins
• condition your hair with grapefruit and mint-enhanced conditioner
• wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red
• wash the rest of your body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash
• shave armpits and legs
• turn off shower
• sponge off all wet surfaces in the shower
• spray mould spots with tile cleaner
• dry with towel the size of a small country
• wrap hair in super absorbent towel
• return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head
• if you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas
• spend 40 minutes drying hair with hand held jet engine

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

• take clothes off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile
• walk naked to the bathroom
• if you see wife along the way, shake your manhood and make a "woo-hoo" sound
• admire your physique in the mirror and the size of your manhood. Scratch backside
• get in shower
• wash your face
• wash your armpits
• blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off
• spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area
• wash your hair with stuff from the bottle nearest to hand
• make a shampoo mohawk
• pee like a racehorse
• rinse and get out of the shower
• fail to notice water on the floor because the curtain was hanging out of the bath
• admire size of manhood in mirror again
• leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on
• return to bedroom with towel around waist
• if you pass wife, pull off towel and make a "woo-hoo" sound
• throw wet towel on bed
• run fingers through hair twice to dry it

THE END

lol sounds about right.

nah men dotn shower :P

*takes notes*

how informative!

Hahahah pretty accurate, I think.

"Make the Woo-Hoo Sound"

LOL

I always wondered why I hear nose-blowing sounds anytime a man is in the shower.

why do I so have to agree with all of this except the man with the towel around the waist....
I think that was left on the bathroom floor!

DARN IT :plain:

The secrets out !

That's good, seems right to me!

In that case I think I'm a man...

That reassures me that I'm female!

Matthew, did you actually make a post without using the word 'boobies'? Or maybe my eyes are deceiving me!

I'm half male, half female by that description.. *giggles*.

Sadly, I think I'm mainly male.. o_0
Apart from some of them.. peeing in the shower, blowing your nose in your hands... etc..? Ick.

x

Same here - except I refuse to pee in the shower.

hehehehe my boyfriend leaves water all over the floor!!! I get pissy at him though so I tell him off and he tries to make sure that he wipes it all up, I hate it was I get my clothes wet because the floor is wet!!!! I think I shall send him this :D

*pounces on Jess*

Similar, but different:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6myNf7Cw0Kg

I knew I'd seen that somewhere before! lol

LOL...the video on youtube looks rather correct :P

Good one! *lols*

Shake and go woo-hoo, that's classic.

My god that music totally tripped me out.

That would mean I am mainly male when showering...

"makes woo hoo sound" << doesn't everyone?

x x x

OMG this site is full of Ladyboys!

Couldn't have put it better myself :coolwink:

im definitely female!

o__O
Sounds like I am a man.. though I have always kinda knew I live in wrong kind of body..

haha, the male part is spot on!

lol I am somewhere in the middle! Although the peeing in shower thing grosses me out somewhat!

Showers were made for peeing in! Like swimming pools!

You pee in my swimming pool and the water turns red!

:p

isn't the red just blood from the shark attack though? :P

Oi oi cheeky!

:-p

:whistling: ......... Who......me?? *looks innocent*

genius...first laugh of the week...cheers mate
xxx

Thats cus i KNOW you look at your manhood Red and shout woohoo! And leave cheap knickers on the bathroom floor too!!!

funny enough i shower like a man and a woman most of the time,of course i don't shake my 'manhood' at anyone but on yeah.

Hi Sade!!!

Oh c'mon now i bet you give it a wiggle!

Awesome! That is exactly how my fiancee and I are - in fact he always does the "shaking his manhood" thing at me! Or hitting me with it... but that's another story :P

*chokes and spit out apple*

/he hits you with it?? lol

Oh c'mon you gotta share this!

Lmao - hell yeah you can flick people with it, or spin it round and round, or I can flick him with it if I can get away with it hehe! It's soooo much fun! You guys have a built in toy!

:wow!::wow!::wow!::wow!::wow!:

i can't give me nether-regions a wiggle, but i can make my boobies go up and down like those muscle bound dudes on venice beach:rofl:

Im Sold!!!! :P

Bwaaaaahahahaha... my man did it to me this morning! Soooooo funny... I cracked up :P

I think we should make "woo-hoo" the official Vets Greeting! hehe

WOO-HOO!

*waves thing*

Woohoo *waves boobies!*

lol...

Thought you wanted new members in vet Matthew, you shaking your thang at them an shouting woohoo might just scare them off.

its only little, i didnt think anyone would notice >.>