“The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”
“Nobody important? Blimey, that’s amazing. Do you know, in nine hundred years of time and space I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before.”
“If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.”
Well, at least we know now that the smuttiness is genetic!!!
As for the commercial.......
I don't know if I should laugh or gag.....
Well it breaks my heart to see you this way,
The beauty in life, where's it gone?
And somebody told me you were doing okay,
Somehow I guess they were wrong.
LOL the melon thing...i am not too sure when it was and if pictures were taken...but i believe there was some kind of dare where money was involved and he would get the money if he shagged the melon. but it wasnt just a matter of a quick pump and thats it he had to go the full way, until he hit the big o :-P I hope no one ate it.
"When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you" - Dr Samuel Loomis