A sudden horrible realization about the zombie apocalypse
So, I just realized that as ready for the zombie apocalypse as I may think I am, there is no way for anyone who takes daily medication to be truly ready. what if all the pharmacists are turned to zombies?? How will I get my inhalers then? ... sure I could fight my way into a pharmacy and steal all of them, but they'll expire or run out at some point. And I doubt the drug companies will still exist to be making more...
ALL THAT PREPARATION ... FOR NOTHING!
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
Ah ,I realised something similar the other day when I was talking to my friend. I can hardly jog because of a knee injury so I might not be able to outrun them. Also, if my glasses broke or got lost or even just fell off, I would be at a huge disadvantage and would probably get eaten .
"Some people get by, with a little understanding. Some people get by, with a whole lot more."
I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!! I can't be a zombie and eat people!
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
Yes yes yes. I'd be far too pathetic to actually stand a chance against zombies. We were discussing how safe we were from zombies at work the other day; turns out we'd be quite safe because we have so much canned stuff here and we're in the countryside and close to the sea, in a pretty solid building.
*loads shotgun and waits* ... I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too! (err... stfu and pretend wizard of oz has zombies)
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
After reading the Zombie survival guide, apparently the best place to hold up is somewhere almost impossible to live, aka the anatartic, the Sahara desert, etc.
Thus, get planning, stock up on canned goods, and a whole ton of stuff to make yourself self-sufficent in these unlivable places, and you're sorted.
Theres a few guns that may be helpful, but a good hatchet will help, and some other weapons that don't need ammo that I can't remember. Get yourself on a good survival course, make sure you raid a hospital before you head off and hide.
I wish I'd studied that book more, I can;t rmemeber much else.
When I first started wearing glasses, I was three, so we got one of those strings that goes round your head, so if they fall off, they sit like a necklace. Get one of them.
You are a wonderful creation.
You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.
i dont think i want to be ripped apart limb from limb and eaten alive - gotta be painful like hell!!
take a bunch of morphine first. it wont hurt as bad, and the morphine will likely slow the zombies some more, making escape slightly easier for the rest of us.
Half Psychotic Sick Hypnotic We sat and waited for the sea
To stretch out so that we could disappear
Into the endlessness of blue Into the horror of the truth We are far less than we knew
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