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Old 27-03-2009, 06:18 PM   #1
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Adult - Man jailed over vacuum sex act

Man jailed over vacuum sex act




A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced at Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles north-west of Detroit.
Savage's lawyer, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.



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Old 27-03-2009, 06:25 PM   #2
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Old 27-03-2009, 06:29 PM   #3
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Old 27-03-2009, 06:34 PM   #4
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Old 27-03-2009, 06:57 PM   #5
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Old 27-03-2009, 07:03 PM   #6
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Old 27-03-2009, 07:15 PM   #7
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Old 27-03-2009, 07:45 PM   #8
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What is this world coming to where you can't even **** an inanimate object in peace?

Shame.

The car wash guy was probably just jealous, the man should have bought his own vacuum.



Seriously though, 90 days is a bit extreme, nothing was harmed and he was probably embarrased enough. He probably has to register as a sex offender now too. I know in Florida, if you get caught peeing outside in public, you can be forced to register as a sex offender.

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Old 27-03-2009, 07:49 PM   #9
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Old 27-03-2009, 07:54 PM   #10
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hmm. i once saw a midget put a henry hoover on his penis and walk backwards dragging the hoover along.

but it was the circus of horrors eh.





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Old 27-03-2009, 08:18 PM   #11
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Old 27-03-2009, 08:19 PM   #12
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ha bit extreme but still funny




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Old 27-03-2009, 09:27 PM   #13
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Old 27-03-2009, 10:30 PM   #14
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We don't know if it was his first offense of indecent exposure. Otherwise, EWW



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Old 27-03-2009, 11:32 PM   #16
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Wow. The punishment does seem a bit extreme though...?

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Old 27-03-2009, 11:46 PM   #17
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Old 28-03-2009, 05:02 AM   #18
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Haha!!! what an idiot



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Old 28-03-2009, 10:32 AM   #19
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There is alot worse things that you could but the punishment here is a bit harsh




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Old 28-03-2009, 04:43 PM   #20
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he shouldn't have done it in public, can't understand why he did. maybe he didn't have a hoover at home, or he pressed the "blow" instead of suck and blew his thing right inside him.

i heard once of a man who went to A&E with a baked potato stuck up his bottom. apparently he'd been cooking naked and "fell" on it. don't know if it was hot or not, and don't know how the hell they got it out.

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