P.S. 17/F/UK.
A pulse is usually required, although with Valentines Day looming, it won't be a necessity. Please, over the age of 7 and under the age of dead-from-natural-causes. However, anything outside of that age bracket will be accepted if a shiny penny is involved.
Myself: Good sense of humour, enjoys long walks on the beach, licking windows and old people.
Please form an orderly queue.
I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. I'm gonna search him for some syrups. I'm gonna be having sex with him.
P.S. 17/F/UK.
A pulse is usually required, although with Valentines Day looming, it won't be a necessity. Please, over the age of 7 and under the age of dead-from-natural-causes. However, anything outside of that age bracket will be accepted if a shiny penny is involved.
Myself: Good sense of humour, enjoys long walks on the beach, licking windows and old people.
I am still only wearing one sock and an apron.
Though it's on the other foot tonight.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
And mysterious stains on my apron.
The colour of the crayon that always used to be left in the packet.
You know, the odd burnt-greeny-brown colour.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Compromise: You dressed as the joker wearing the apron and sock? I'm liking the mental image produced ;)
Darling, you don't even have to ask.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
That's exactly right, Flem.
Right around my belly button.
It's very odd.
But oddly enticing.
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
Flem, wanna join me and Marie? There's room for one more ;)
Oh. There's always room for one more
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
*gets the makeup out*
