Quite probably.
I did fall over half way across the wedge, where i just didn't get back up.
Stayed kneeling on the floor til my friend came back to retreive
Yes, Emma.
She did piss behind a lorry while the driver was in it.
It was very, very disgusting.
My ex used to sympathy pee when we went camping and I had to pee outside.
I hated it.
Thats love, man. REAL love.
i'm not being funny but i never peed in emilys bed.
i may have on emily2s feet[though i dont remember&if i did im sure she loved it really].
let's all appreciate the circumstances that i may have been under when i pissed behind a lorry while the driver was in it. and even if that's no excuse, i was punished like 3days after quite severely so let's all shush.
i went to a strip club tonight.
I roll over and hold on tightly, and whisper "If they want you, they're gonna have to fight me,"
Erm,,,,wht I wnt to know is how you found out bout the free strip with an nus crd. My isnt working properly...why? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how gay.
7
I am rather intoxicated.
Its working now! I am the fixer of all things.
Lucy me and rosanna got in a fight with some guys on the street today, they grabbed rosannas boob and she punched him and then it kiced off. It ended with me saying he wasn;t even 8inches high let alone have an 8 inch penis. Then we staggered off. Then some trap asked us to play on his flute.
Lord she was awful! Haha you guys got stuck with her for an age.
I fail at uni, like seriously fail. I am never in, do you think I will be kicked out for it or if I carry on getting assignments in on time they will be ok? I started to walk there today and turned around and came back because I hadn't ironed my jeans.
Also im sat in a pile of boxes and i can't see my floor because i'm moving out tomorrow. But i'm meant to hoover the floor, but i can't even see it! Dilemma.