The audience were beginning to think they'd been ripped off when they were sold those cheap tickets to the Royal Ballet Show.
Well done. You get to take away this:
Now onto this week. The picture that will test your grey-cells this time around is this:
And the writer of the funniest caption gets to take away this:
Good Luck.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
Lucy learned the hard way what happens if you don't wax your eyebrows for six months.
Don't be fooled by my smooth skin. The deepest scars are the ones unseen.
Remember compliments you received, forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how..~ Baz Lurhman.
Letting it get to you - You know what that's called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now that's all that counts. ~ Doctor Who "The Doctors Wife" 06.November.2011
Now I'll play your ghost as my ace, whenever I'm led astray.
But I am actually good, can't help it if we're tilted.
I'm in my right place, don't be a downer.
This gives a whole new view to the punishment of "recieving fourty lashes."
Insight on humanity
I think I might be addicted to Domo-kun. "Let's go to Tokyo!" Me:"Tokyo? But what about Japan?" "Mer, you idiot...Tokyo is in Japan." Me:"Really? Since when? OH...damn it..." "How the hell do you have an IQ over 170?" Me:"Oh, shut it!"
New for spring! Sesame street inspired make-up trends!
I want to stay in love with my sorrow.
Oh, but God, I want to let it go.
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first-hand what it's like to be me.
You'll need a symphony to give sympathy to the girl with the worst luck in town.
When I care, it curls me up on the floor and I swear I can't do it anymore.
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover,
I must have you!"
Thomas Parke D’Invilliers