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Old 10-06-2011, 07:08 PM   #1
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heh. what?

Warning. Zombies.

Maybe they're ex council employees who've recently been made redundant?!?


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Old 10-06-2011, 07:32 PM   #2
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And before being made redundant, they destroyed all the public information leaflets on how to survive a zombie attack, leaving everyone unprepared.

Best start writing overly elaborate contingency plans




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Old 10-06-2011, 07:34 PM   #3
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.. in long un-punctuated sentences!!!

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Old 10-06-2011, 07:36 PM   #4
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I wonder if they sent the request as a joke or if they have a genurine fear of a zombie attack


maybe just send them back this http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/190651233...N=190651 2337 just in case

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Old 10-06-2011, 07:44 PM   #5
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Gives a whole new meaning to the word 'restructure'.

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Old 10-06-2011, 07:53 PM   #6
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makes me proud to be from Leicester :D
everyone knows you just have treadmills facing away from your house.
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Old 10-06-2011, 08:27 PM   #7
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I already have a fool-proof zombie plan ready to set in motion!




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Old 10-06-2011, 08:39 PM   #8
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Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely.
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And Jodie, enlighten us? I'd love to be prepared... :P



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Old 12-06-2011, 11:38 PM   #9
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And Jodie, enlighten us? I'd love to be prepared... :P

Well, one simply takes the brains of a fallen, attach it to a piece of string and tie it to a stick. Then, one attaches said stick to the zombie's head (one requires at least one very strong ally for this part) and watch as they walk around chasing a brain they will never get hold of ala donkey following carrot!



This should distract the zombies for a suitable amount of time for you to make your escape and think up a better plan.




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Old 13-06-2011, 12:21 AM   #10
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I used to live in Leicester & my friend asked me if I wanted to go stay at hers and join in the Leicester Zombie walk.


I said no.



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Old 13-06-2011, 02:45 AM   #11
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Well, one simply takes the brains of a fallen, attach it to a piece of string and tie it to a stick. Then, one attaches said stick to the zombie's head (one requires at least one very strong ally for this part) and watch as they walk around chasing a brain they will never get hold of ala donkey following carrot!



This should distract the zombies for a suitable amount of time for you to make your escape and think up a better plan.


Until you run into this:












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Old 14-06-2011, 08:21 PM   #12
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Spam?!!!

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Old 14-06-2011, 09:23 PM   #13
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^ Haha I thought exactly the same when I saw it!

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