Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Ask them if they're drunk.
Have you ever liked someone on your top?
Hmm... What a question.
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
Amazing what a person will do to survive. Yes, I think so.
Someone asks you on a date, where do you wanna go?
The zoo? Maybe out dancing.
You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
My lip? Nose? Maybe my eyebrow again? Hell, I don't care.
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
I'd like a dragon on my lower arm.
When's the last time you were in a photo-booth taking pictures with friends?
Never. It's something I'd really like to do.
Are you mad about anything?
Slightly.
Your best friend is getting beat up real bad in a fight, do you help out?
My best friends can take care of themselves. But, yeah, I would.
When's the last time you had a birthday party?
Five years ago?
Do you smoke weed everyday?
No.
Could you go a month without cursing?
No f***ing way.
Are you currently reading a book?
Yes. Bleak House by Charles Dickens.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes.
What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Little Nickey?
Would you strip for a million dollars?
Sure. What's a couple minuets of shame for a million bucks.
Are you scared of sharks?
Yes.
You get arrested, what for?
Loitering?
What are you wearing?
Clothes.
Have you ever been called 'scene'?
Once... I think.
Abortion; yes or no?
It's hardly a yes or no opinion.
Gay marriage; yes or no?
No. Because then what excuse do I have to bitch about inequality?
Where are you right now?
Earth, I believe.
Did you go anywhere today?
I moved about the house sluggishly, does that count?
When did you cry last?
Yesterday or the day before?
Where's the last place you walked to?
The movie rental place.
What is the last thing you said aloud?
Don't let the zipperupazoo's bite.
What's bothering you right now?
Inner demons. They're poking my brain with sticks and laughing. B@$t@rds.
Something you're afraid of?
Whales. I hate them.
Do you believe in soul mates?
I don't believe in anything.
Do you like seafood?
Yes.
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
Last thing you ate?
A brownie.
Name some things you did yesterday?
I think I died yesterday.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
Nothing. I'm usually like that.
What is the weather like today?
Nice.
Do you have a best friend(s)?
Yes. Four.
If someone looked ON your bed, what would they find?
Sheets, a blanket, pillows. Pillow fluff?
Are you happy at the moment?
Yes or no, yes or no?
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Is there a difference between the words 'best friend' and the word 'friend"?
The fact that one involves the word 'best' and the other does not.
What's your favorite season?
Fall
Where did you sleep last night and with who?
The batcave with... absolutely no one. How bleak.