when i was about 4 my dad was watching a sex ed video - checking it for school (he was a teacher). my sister and i were intrigued... so the three of us sat down about 2 feet from the tv and watched from beginning to end. apparently, when it finished i turned round with a disgusted look on my face and asked my parents "YOU did THAT???"
My older sister, eager to impress turned round and chimed in
"yes they did....... THREE times!"
my parents love telling this story - my dad is saving it up to be a father of the bride joke - shame me and my older sis are both lesbians - he might have to wait a while longer to embarrass us.
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