Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
He's also my gayest friend of the opposite sex so it ain't gonna happen.
Have you ever liked someone on your top?
It took me a good thirty seconds to figure out what "top" was. Myspace is so freaking 2007. And no.
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
I don't know, I've never seen them. But probably. Because I'm bionic.
Someone asks you on a date, where do you wanna go?
TO THE MOTHER****IN MUSEUM. Seriously nothing more romantic than mayan artifacts and an imax film on dinosaurs.
You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
I dunno. Probably nose. Even though that's really Spice Girls, I know.
You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
All the tattoos I want are small and solid black and I don't think those, uh, age too well. But a little black bear silhouette. Because I love bears. I love monkeys more, but they look stupider in profile.
When's the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friends?
God, like five years?
Are you mad about anything?
Noooo.
Your best friend is getting beat up real bad in a fight, do you help out?
Yeah. But the way that this is phrased sounds sort of like "would you help beat her up?"
When's the last time you had a birthday party?
I dunno.
Do you smoke weed everyday?
No.
Could you go a month without cursing?
Eh... probably not.
Are you currently reading a book?
Yeah.
Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yeah, only once though.
What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?
Probably Shaun of the Dead. Yeah, I know...
Would you strip for a million dollars?
Uh, yeah.
Are you scared of sharks?
No. Unless I'm in a small pool with one.
You get arrested, what for?
Some weak-ass **** like having pot or trespassing or running a child over.
What are you wearing?
Pyjamas. Why the hell won't spell check accept that spelling?
Have you ever been called 'scene'?
No.
Abortion; yes or no?
No. Choice; yes. I'll never ever be "for abortion".
Gay marriage; yes or no?
Yeah.
Where are you right now?
My room.
Did you go anywhere today?
Yeah. I visited muy grandmadre at the old folks' home and went downtown to have dinner with some friends.
When did you cry last?
Not sure.
Where's the last place you walked to?
To a bus stop from the market? Well, technically from the kitchen to my bed.
What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Hi."
What's bothering you right now?
The fact that I have to buy a freaking BRIDAL SHOWER gift tomorrow morning.
Something you're afraid of?
Death.
Do you believe in soul mates?
Not really.
Do you like seafood?
Not much.
Do you remember your dreams?
Rarely.
Last thing you ate?
Lemon gelato. Sooo worth it.
Name some things you did yesterday?
Uhhhh. I went to the market with some friends and shopped around and had tea and went home and did nothing.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
I'm with anyone I don't know incredibly well.
What is the weather like today?
Really really gorgeous. It rained for a few minutes but this evening it was amazing out.
Do you have a best friend(s)?
I'm not sure.
If someone looked ON your bed, what would they find?
Me. And a phone. And a pen. And sheets and a pillow. And iPod earphones. And some cat fur.
Are you happy at the moment?
I dunno.
Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night. But not by choice.
Is there a difference between the words 'best friend' and the word 'friend"?
Yeah.
What's your favorite season?
Spring!
Where did you sleep last night and with who?
Oh god, now I'll have Lead Belly stuck in my head foreverrr. In my room and with my cat. I'm mega popular.
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