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Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Unlikely, he's gay. And I spent long enough in unrequited love with him, he better not suddenly decide he's straight!

Have you ever liked someone on your top?
I'm not actually sure what this means.

If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
No. I'd be one of the loser friends who dies first. But I pretend that I'm the cool one who'd save everyone.

Someone asks you on a date, where do you wanna go?
I hate dating. Somewhere with lots of alcohol.

You have to get a facial piercing, what do you get?
What if I don't want a facial piercing?

You have to get a tattoo, where and what do you get?
Same. On the whole, I don't like tattoos. But if I did, it would be something tiny, meaningful, and hidden.

When's the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friends?
Don't think I've ever done this. My "friends" at school always used to show photos of them in photo booths, but I never did.

Are you mad about anything?
Actually, yes. The cleaner broke the washing machine and blamed it on "one of my fiance's friends" (who haven't even been here since I used it on Tuesday), and then proceeded to get arsey with me about getting it fixed, NOW. Goddam it, if it doesn't work, I'll go to a laundrette. Chill!

Your best friend is getting beat up real bad in a fight, do you help out?
Definitely.

When's the last time you had a birthday party?
I have a meeting-in-the-pub with whoever of my friends are free, each year.

Do you smoke weed everyday?
Not ever.

Could you go a month without cursing?
I probably could.

Are you currently reading a book?
Not a novel. Dave's given me one to start, but I'm not to read it until after my exams next week!

Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes. I used to as a child. I never got up the courage to tell my family that I was scared of horses, until one threw me off and I landed on my head and cracked the helmet, and I never rode again.

What's the funniest movie you've ever seen?
To be honest, you can't beat The Full Monty.

Would you strip for a million dollars?
Yeah, I would. The question is, who the hell would pay that to see it??

Are you scared of sharks?
Only in places where there are sharks. Not like, in the bath, or whatever. I mean, they have sharp teeth!

You get arrested, what for?
Doing something idiotic while drunk, most likely.

What are you wearing?
Jeans and a boring top.

Have you ever been called 'scene'?
Only by the least scene person ever, because she doesn't really know what it means.

Abortion; yes or no?
Absolutely. It's entirely the right of the woman.

Gay marriage; yes or no?
Yes.

Where are you right now?
In the spare bedroom.

Did you go anywhere today?
I went swimming this morning. And I'm now trying to justify not going out again, to do all the things I need to do.

When did you cry last?
Wednesday, with Nick.

Where's the last place you walked to?
The swimming pool.

What is the last thing you said aloud?
I said goodbye to Dave.

What's bothering you right now?
Exams next week. The fact I keep putting on weight. That my elective in Canada is still not confirmed. Needless anxiety about going out.

Something you're afraid of?
Almost everything. But it all boils down to either - being seen to look stupid, or - inconveniencing someone else.

Do you believe in soul mates?
I think so. But I think you can have more than one.

Do you like seafood?
Some. Not things which taste too "fishy". Which sounds daft.

Do you remember your dreams?
Some of them.

Last thing you ate?
Broccoli and cheese cup-a-soup extra. LUSH!

Name some things you did yesterday?
Had a hangover. Made lunch for Dave and I. Went to visit a possible venue for our wedding, turns out it wasn't so great. Talked about weddings with my parents. Found an even better venue, and arranged to go and see it next week. Helped my Dave pack for his trip to America. Had a cool shower.

If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
I'm either hungover, tired, bored, content, thoughtful, occupied, sad, or none of the above. So, it means nothing, really.

What is the weather like today?
Nice and breezy.

Do you have a best friend(s)?
He's my best friend. I'm not his best friend.

If someone looked ON your bed, what would they find?
Bed stuff. Everything else is on the floor.

Are you happy at the moment?
Not happy, really. Not sad though. More like... anxious, almost on edge.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
I like to think I'm both, actually! I get up early very easily, and I like to stay up some nights too! Actually, I'm lame, I like to be in bed by eleven so I can get up early. I'm a morning person.

Is there a difference between the words 'best friend' and the word 'friend"?
I feel like "best friend" is a bit school-days, not really necessary these days. I tell Nick that he's a "very good" friend of mine... but best friend seems to insinuate an element of possession, which there isn't.

What's your favorite season?
Spring and Autumn. Whichever rains less, I never remember.

Where did you sleep last night and with who?
In Dave's bed, with Dave.