>.< Thank you guys.

And I am innocent. Erin's slandering my good name. I'm simply a pure innocent boy. She may have got me into Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and shown me how much pleasure waving my sword round can bring but that's no excuse to tarnish my name like that. Just because I haven't been playing for that long and my swords have yet to get bigger and more impressive and just because Erin likes them big doesn't mean she should be allowed to suggest I'm smutty. Besides, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it and I'm as good at sticking it into things as anyone.