What do you call a sleeping cow?
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?
Why does E.T. have such big eyes?
What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor?
Once upon a time, long long ago, in a land far far away there lived a woman who was just too busy! She decided to make a clone of herself so she could get twice as much work done. Well, the clone helped her a lot, but it also gave her a bad reputation because the clone constantly swore. One day, the woman couldn't take her clone's foul mouth anymore, so she took it to the top of a building and pushed it off. Soon after, the woman was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
How do you catch a rabbit?
What's long, yellow and fruity?